Friday, 26 September 2008
Friday, 19 September 2008
Saturday, 13 September 2008
Look it's nearly Friday all right!!!
Being pissed I missed the cut off. Gimme a break!!! This is the closest I've got to Friday for fucking ages....
How do you fuck a tree without getting splinters?
How do you fuck a tree without getting splinters?
Thursday, 11 September 2008
For Sale: Michael Jackson's Undies
I saw this on the news yesterday morning, and I just thought it was bizarre! Who the hell would want... oh nevermind, asking "why" in this day and age just doesn't seem to do any good. Let's just "LOL". ;) [and it's close enough to Friday for me]
Michael Jackson's Underwear Going Up For Auction On Ebay | AHN | September 11, 2008
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Sunday, 7 September 2008
ok it's Sunday but WTF?
In a statement from Iraq a British officer admitted ammunition was at a premium but insisted troops would improvise as required.....
Sunday, 31 August 2008
Plane overbooked? ;-)
Oz airlines alledgedly are renowned for employing a high percentage of homosexuals.
That having been said, you need to go read
Friday, 29 August 2008
Saturday, 23 August 2008
Kinda Heavy
A Texas woman is accused of killing her two-year-old nephew but prosecutors do not yet know how to get her to jail and court - because she weighs nearly HALF A TON !
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, from La Jola, Texas, is bedridden and weighs nearly 1,000lbs.
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, from La Jola, Texas, is bedridden and weighs nearly 1,000lbs.
But she cannot get through her front door to be taken to jail and, later, court.
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Her excuse? She "slipped and fell on him". WTF?
Friday, 22 August 2008
FUCKING ROCKERS......*
AC/DC 'leaked song' shocker. (courtesy of classic rock's website)
"The Clog is indebted to the Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles website for alerting us to the following report from Andrew Ramadge at News.com.au:
Perhaps driven insane by an eight-year wait for new material, die-hard AC/DC fans have sunk to a hilarious new low in rock and roll fandom.
In the same week that songs from U2's upcoming album were leaked online, fans of the Australian heavy metal pioneers have given the world a preview of AC/DC's new single Rock 'N' Roll Train – played on air guitar.
Fans who attended a film-clip shoot in London last week were among the first in the world to hear the new song and, instead of leaking an unauthorised recording, have set about recreating it themselves on YouTube.
One video shows a fan dressed as Brian Johnson singing Rock 'N' Roll Train in his bedroom. Another clip features a fan 'singing' the song's main guitar riff in a series of 'nah, nah, nah' noises.
Yet another clip shows a fan playing the song on guitar, after having the riff described to him by a friend who was at the film shoot.
Rock 'N' Roll Train' is the first single from AC/DC's new album Black Ice, set to be released in October.
Last week four songs from the upcoming U2 album, rumoured to be titled No Line On The Horizon, were leaked on YouTube and then taken down.
Rather than the usual culprits, such as advance album copies and industry insiders, the source of the leak was apparently Bono himself. A fan walking past the U2's singer's villa in southern France noticed the album was playing and stopped to record it on a mobile phone.
But back to AC/DC.
You can watch a curious Italian chap (at least we think he's Italian) trying to emulate 'Beano' Johnson here.
And you can listen to an even more curious northern bloke attempting to sing Rock 'N' Roll Train (and, er, speculate what the lyrics are about) here.
Mad, innit?!"
*i must admit a passion for AC/DC how else do you think i came across this tale?
"The Clog is indebted to the Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles website for alerting us to the following report from Andrew Ramadge at News.com.au:
Perhaps driven insane by an eight-year wait for new material, die-hard AC/DC fans have sunk to a hilarious new low in rock and roll fandom.
In the same week that songs from U2's upcoming album were leaked online, fans of the Australian heavy metal pioneers have given the world a preview of AC/DC's new single Rock 'N' Roll Train – played on air guitar.
Fans who attended a film-clip shoot in London last week were among the first in the world to hear the new song and, instead of leaking an unauthorised recording, have set about recreating it themselves on YouTube.
One video shows a fan dressed as Brian Johnson singing Rock 'N' Roll Train in his bedroom. Another clip features a fan 'singing' the song's main guitar riff in a series of 'nah, nah, nah' noises.
Yet another clip shows a fan playing the song on guitar, after having the riff described to him by a friend who was at the film shoot.
Rock 'N' Roll Train' is the first single from AC/DC's new album Black Ice, set to be released in October.
Last week four songs from the upcoming U2 album, rumoured to be titled No Line On The Horizon, were leaked on YouTube and then taken down.
Rather than the usual culprits, such as advance album copies and industry insiders, the source of the leak was apparently Bono himself. A fan walking past the U2's singer's villa in southern France noticed the album was playing and stopped to record it on a mobile phone.
But back to AC/DC.
You can watch a curious Italian chap (at least we think he's Italian) trying to emulate 'Beano' Johnson here.
And you can listen to an even more curious northern bloke attempting to sing Rock 'N' Roll Train (and, er, speculate what the lyrics are about) here.
Mad, innit?!"
*i must admit a passion for AC/DC how else do you think i came across this tale?
Thursday, 14 August 2008
WTF? AMERICAN IDIOT!
An Ohio man with a hatred of paper money slapped down $8,000 in coins at a car dealership to buy a Chevrolet pick-up - then paid the rest by cheque.
James Jones, 70, produced 16 coffee cans full of coins to buy his new Chevrolet Silverado in Cincinnati and staff spent 90 minutes counting it.
But his coin hoard only covered half of the $16,000 (£8,500) price tag.
The man's son said the most amazing thing for him was his father deciding to replace his 1981 pick-up at all.
As far back as he could remember, Dennis Jones told the Cincinnati Enquirer, his father had always had coins.
“He gave me lunch money in coins and each time he ever gave me money it was in coins,” he recalled.
Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins
James Jones
“I am amazed that we were able to talk him into buying a new truck, because he is pretty tight with his money.”
According to the paper, James Jones walked into the Jake Sweeney dealership, plunked down his cans and said: “I want that Chevy truck.”
"In my 19 years in this business I have never seen anything like this,” said Biff Arnold, finance manager for Jake Sweeney.
“I have seen many buyers come in with a lot of cash money, but never this much money in coins.”
Salesman David Crisswell said the coins included "dimes, quarters, half-dollars, silver and Susan B Anthony dollars".
The new owner of the Chevy says he does not trust banks or paper money.
“Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins," the retired engineer pointed out.
"I bought four or five rolls of coins each month. I don't know how long it took me to save this amount, probably all my life.”
James Jones, 70, produced 16 coffee cans full of coins to buy his new Chevrolet Silverado in Cincinnati and staff spent 90 minutes counting it.
But his coin hoard only covered half of the $16,000 (£8,500) price tag.
The man's son said the most amazing thing for him was his father deciding to replace his 1981 pick-up at all.
As far back as he could remember, Dennis Jones told the Cincinnati Enquirer, his father had always had coins.
“He gave me lunch money in coins and each time he ever gave me money it was in coins,” he recalled.
Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins
James Jones
“I am amazed that we were able to talk him into buying a new truck, because he is pretty tight with his money.”
According to the paper, James Jones walked into the Jake Sweeney dealership, plunked down his cans and said: “I want that Chevy truck.”
"In my 19 years in this business I have never seen anything like this,” said Biff Arnold, finance manager for Jake Sweeney.
“I have seen many buyers come in with a lot of cash money, but never this much money in coins.”
Salesman David Crisswell said the coins included "dimes, quarters, half-dollars, silver and Susan B Anthony dollars".
The new owner of the Chevy says he does not trust banks or paper money.
“Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins," the retired engineer pointed out.
"I bought four or five rolls of coins each month. I don't know how long it took me to save this amount, probably all my life.”
Friday, 8 August 2008
Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'
Women around the world are being told they can now have an orgasm at the touch of a button.
And they don't mean the clitoris, it seems ;-)
See this BBC article.
Saturday, 2 August 2008
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...know its saturday morning, but I was busy last night and didn't want to leave this till next week.
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Friday, 1 August 2008
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Wednesday, 23 July 2008
HOW TO SELL PAPERS.
OK, EARLY/LATE, YOU CHOOSE. I COULDN'T LET THIS ONE WAIT.
FROM TODAYS NME. WED 23rd JULY
Bloc Party and Sex Pistols' John Lydon in 'racist attack'
Kaiser Chiefs and Foals step in after 'unprovoked' incident at festival
Bloc Party's Kele Okereke was involved in a fight with The Sex Pistols' frontman John Lydon at the Summercase festival on Saturday (July 19).
Details of a disturbance at the Spanish event first emerged when Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis mentioned he had been involved in a fight with the veteran singer while onstage at the Latitude Festival.
However, speaking today (July 21), Okereke has explained that he was the target of the attack.
Branding the incident an "unprovoked racist attack", Okereke suffered severe facial bruising, cuts to his face and body and a split lip.
The incident began as Lydon socialised with a host of British acts backstage at the Spanish festival.
According to Bloc Party, their singer approached Lydon to ask if he would ever consider reforming one of Okereke's favourite bands, Public Image Ltd.
However, in a statement from the younger band they claimed that the Sex Pistols singer "became intimidating and aggressive while his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates, at which point Foals' Philippakis and Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson stepped in to help the Bloc Party man.
The incident was broken up by festival security and was later reported to Spanish police. It was reported to police in the UK after Okereke returned.
"It's not an issue of the physical assault, even though it was an unprovoked attack, it is the fact that race was brought into the matter so readily," Okereke explained today.
"Someone as respected and as intelligent as Lydon should know better than to bring race into the equation, or socialise with and encourage those who hold such narrow-minded attitudes.
"I am disappointed that someone I held with such high regard turns out to be such a bigot."
Lydon however has since responded claiming the \"trouble was brought to us\" and the incident was down to jealousy on the younger musician's part.
NOW READ THAT AGAIN.
"his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates"
NOT LYDON. HIS ASSOCIATES.
BUT THAT WOULDN'T MAKE AS GOOD A HEADLINE.
ok, it's not right, thats a given, but would rotten ever do it? for someone with such a love of reggae, who has spent a hell of a lot of time in jamaica himself...i very much doubt it, but that doesn't sell papers eh? and it was a headline in most tabloids this weekend.
i expected more from the NME though.
FROM TODAYS NME. WED 23rd JULY
Bloc Party and Sex Pistols' John Lydon in 'racist attack'
Kaiser Chiefs and Foals step in after 'unprovoked' incident at festival
Bloc Party's Kele Okereke was involved in a fight with The Sex Pistols' frontman John Lydon at the Summercase festival on Saturday (July 19).
Details of a disturbance at the Spanish event first emerged when Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis mentioned he had been involved in a fight with the veteran singer while onstage at the Latitude Festival.
However, speaking today (July 21), Okereke has explained that he was the target of the attack.
Branding the incident an "unprovoked racist attack", Okereke suffered severe facial bruising, cuts to his face and body and a split lip.
The incident began as Lydon socialised with a host of British acts backstage at the Spanish festival.
According to Bloc Party, their singer approached Lydon to ask if he would ever consider reforming one of Okereke's favourite bands, Public Image Ltd.
However, in a statement from the younger band they claimed that the Sex Pistols singer "became intimidating and aggressive while his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates, at which point Foals' Philippakis and Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson stepped in to help the Bloc Party man.
The incident was broken up by festival security and was later reported to Spanish police. It was reported to police in the UK after Okereke returned.
"It's not an issue of the physical assault, even though it was an unprovoked attack, it is the fact that race was brought into the matter so readily," Okereke explained today.
"Someone as respected and as intelligent as Lydon should know better than to bring race into the equation, or socialise with and encourage those who hold such narrow-minded attitudes.
"I am disappointed that someone I held with such high regard turns out to be such a bigot."
Lydon however has since responded claiming the \"trouble was brought to us\" and the incident was down to jealousy on the younger musician's part.
NOW READ THAT AGAIN.
"his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates"
NOT LYDON. HIS ASSOCIATES.
BUT THAT WOULDN'T MAKE AS GOOD A HEADLINE.
ok, it's not right, thats a given, but would rotten ever do it? for someone with such a love of reggae, who has spent a hell of a lot of time in jamaica himself...i very much doubt it, but that doesn't sell papers eh? and it was a headline in most tabloids this weekend.
i expected more from the NME though.
Friday, 18 July 2008
Tup-aware, party? See Ewe, Jimmy!
A man arrested for allegedly having sex with sheep has been banned from visiting farmland.
The 27-year-old was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by officers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London on Thursday morning.
It followed several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June.
He was bailed on the condition that he does not enter farmyards within the Metropolitan Police area.
The arrest was made when witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.
The 27-year-old was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by officers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London on Thursday morning.
It followed several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June.
He was bailed on the condition that he does not enter farmyards within the Metropolitan Police area.
The arrest was made when witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
More Like WTF for HumpDay
Today is not even Friday, nor is it Hump Day, but I could not resist putting this in early as it truly made me wonder and shout, "WTF?!?!"
First of all, WTF is this kid doing to Spiderman?!?
It seems to have caught big recognition, but I am still dumbfounded.
First of all, WTF is this kid doing to Spiderman?!?
It seems to have caught big recognition, but I am still dumbfounded.
WTF!?!
Friday, 11 July 2008
Dracula was a right little tit!
A hotel receptionist got a shock when she felt a vibration in her underwear and realised a bat was hiding in her bra. Abbie Hawkins told the Eastern Daily Press she had felt something moving inside her clothes, but assumed it was her mobile phone. Hours later(sic!), she discovered a furry stowaway had been keeping her company since she got dressed that morning. "The night before I had had one or two drinks . . ." Yeah, nuff said.
Details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Bat-In-Bra-Receptionist-Gets-Shock-From-Furry-Fugitive/Article/200807215028272?lpos=Strange%2BNews_0&lid=ARTICLE_15028272_Bat%2BIn%2BBra%253A%2BReceptionist%2BGets%2BShock%2BFrom%2BFurry%2BFugitive
Details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Bat-In-Bra-Receptionist-Gets-Shock-From-Furry-Fugitive/Article/200807215028272?lpos=Strange%2BNews_0&lid=ARTICLE_15028272_Bat%2BIn%2BBra%253A%2BReceptionist%2BGets%2BShock%2BFrom%2BFurry%2BFugitive
Cash Craps
The remote town of Musiri in the Tamil Nadu state has hit upon a unique idea to teach its residents proper hygiene: Pay them money each time they use the toilet. Aid(s) groups estimate that more than 330 million people in India do not have access to proper sanitation facilities. And in the case of Musiri, many residents relieve themselves on river banks, leading to infectious diseases such as dire rear (sic!). "If they ask to go three, four times a day, then something's wrong," he said. "We ask them to go to a doctor."
Details here :
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/07/india.toilets/index.html
Details here :
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/07/india.toilets/index.html
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