Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Arkansas

Sometimes lawmakers just give us all a giggle.
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FUCK OFF AND SLEEP IN A BOX ON THE EMBANKMENT YOU SCROUNGING CUNTS!

"John and Louise Nickels who won £100,000 on a scratchcard in 2006 are asking for housing benefits to help pay their council tax. When the couple from London won the money they owed £11,000 in arrears in council tax and rent, which they paid. Their benefits were stopped but they still received incapacity benefit of £90 a week - their rent is £80 a week so they say they haven't enough to live on. John has a frozen shoulder and plans to soon return to work while Louise is waiting on an hip operation. In February they ran out of money after spending it on a £22,000 caravan which is now worth £6,500. It is currently up for sale as the council expect them to sell it. They also went on holiday a couple of times and bought a second-hand Ford Mondeo second hand for £16,000. They claim they have no money left and need extra benefits to survive."

this pair of fuckwits were on GMTV this week, pleading innocence.

what it doesn't tell you here is that they have £47,000 that they cannot account for. they say it was spent on "day to day things".

READ THAT AGAIN.

£47,000. FORTY. SEVEN. THOUSAND!

on day to day stuff? fuck. off.

when they spoke to the guy from the council, he pointed out that the average income in their area was £10,000 a year.

and that they won ten times that. and cannot account for four times that.

the guy on telly asked what they were doing with their caravan, and the fat waster says " we're selling it, but at a loss, it's lost about 7-8 grand" of course it has! it's a static fucking caravan!

and what council in their right mind will give money to a couple who have frittered away £100,000, and when they won it already owed around £8000 in arrears? like they'd ever see it again?

instead of wasting it, why the fuck didn't they offer to buy the council flat?

nah, lets buy a £22 grand caravan, and a SECOND HAND car!

fat lazy fucking stupid fuckers!

in the states i guess they'd be white trash!

got to go

now, i'm ready to hit the screen!

watch the cretins here! GMTV clip

ALSO....WTF? YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A MOTHER? SHAME ON YOU.

THIS IS SOMETHING I PUT UP ON A FORUM.

i've spent the whole week skipping around and saying "told you so".

anyone who heard her call to the police, and saw her on telly must have known she was lying!

if my kid had been missing for that long i'd be knocking on every feckin door myself, not standing outside my house having my picture taken.

when she finally got to see her daughter, she asked if she wanted to "come home with mummy?". the kid said "no, not ever again". that for me speaks volumes! and the step dad has been arrested for having child pron on his computer!!!!! where to begin?

now it turns out that some "family members" were trying to skank money from the madeline appeal!! (biding my time on the "told you so dance" with that tale!) lock her up. sterilise her. throw the key away. people like her don't deserve kids.

A GOOD FREIND ADDED;

What really pisses me off about the whole Matthews saga is, Mother has spent the best part of 15 years laid on her back with her legs wide apart welcoming allcomers. Stepdad doesn't look as though he has two brain cells to rub together, and although I don't know for sure I bet neither of them have had gianful employment in their sorry little lives. So how the f*ck can they have Sky multi room at a cost of £30-45 per month, internet access at around £15 per month and wear designer CHAV clobber everytime you see them on the TV. If I sound bitter it's cos I f*ckin am. I have worked all my life so has my wife apart from time off to raise our 2 kids, both have well paid jobs and am disgusted at the amount of tax handed over to Mr Brown to pass on to scrotes like The Matthews to keep them in the fashion to which they have no right to be accustomed. Plus to top it all if and hopefully when they get sent down we sill still be keeping the sponging bastards, plus the extra cost of foster families for the remaining kids. Makes my blood boil.

YUP MATE, MINE TOO. ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY I BET!

FOR THE BENIFIT OF OUR FOREIGN COUSINS..... LINKY

Yes, it's a Beachcraft ;-)

Catshit Coffee!

LONDON, England (CNN) -- A London department store has started selling coffee for $100 a shot.

If the price sounds unappealing, shoppers also have to overcome the unusual method of cultivation, which sees the coffee beans harvested from the feces of an Indonesian jungle cat.

Even so, the Peter Jones store says the luxury blend -- called Caffé Raro -- is one of the world's rarest and most premium coffees.

Made by the Italian company De Longhi, Caffé Raro combines Jamaican Blue Mountain and Kupi Luwak, two extremely rare coffees.

The beans of Kupi Luwak are harvested after being ingested by civet cats, and only about 260 kilos (about 573 pounds) of the coffee is produced each year.

"The cats select the best beans to chew. It's rather like a natural filtering process," said Carie Barkhuzen, a spokeswoman for the upmarket store in London's upmarket Sloane Square.
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Some people have more money than sense!

Sorry

...its late, but I've been busy. I think it's worht it though.
This from my friend Liam in Australia.