Magic Spelling Quilt

Here's how to use the spelling quilt : Choose any NUMBER on the quilt. Spell it out, using the LETTERS on the quilt. You should ADD the numbers on the white squares as you spell. And you should SUBTRACT the numbers on the black squares as you spell. The result will be the chosen number you first thought of ;-)

PS: This one only works in English. Your contributions of quilts for other languages are welcome.

New accessories for the Grill season

New accessories for the Grill season ;-)

Recycling not always a good idea ;-)

Recycling is not always a good idea ;-)

WTF ARE YOU DOING?

NO MORE PORN PLEASE!

this is not what this site was started for.

so please, no more. it's for the weird and wonderful.

not the depraved and deviant!

thank you.

WTF Friday Games Night

Bored on a Friday? WTF? Let's play some games. I can recommend er.... some of them.


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3 Blind Skanks
3 guys are blind folded. Their hands are taped together with one girl using bondage tape. Each girl must lead these 3 blind guys to a doggy bowl where she must pickup 3 doggie bones using her mouth and place them in each guys' mouth. She must then race back to the start and drop off all 3 bones. The quickest time wins.




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Cirque De Dick
The girls must hang upside down and give a blow job to her male partner while being timed. The last girl standing wins.




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Cunt Stretching
Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can't handle it anymore. The largest number wins.



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Flour Puff
This is good old fashion girl on girl wrestling in a mud pit, except that we've replaced mud with flour and water. Each girl wrestles the other two girls in two matches. The girl who wins the matches wins the game.




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Hot Sauce Blowjob
Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy's dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)




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How Deep Can You Go?
Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her pussy as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins. In the event of a tie, the girl must deep throat the dildo as far as she can. The deepest wins.



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Pin the Penis on the Guy
Each girl is blindfolded and spun around 3 times. She must find the guy and put a condom on his penis using only her mouth. If she walks in the wrong direction she is sprayed with ketchup and mustard bottles.



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Pussy Golf
The girl places a plastic golf club into her pussy. She must swing the club and hit the golf ball without using her hands, and navigate the course (water hazards, sand traps, tree, etc). The girl who gets her ball into the hole with the least number of strokes wins.



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Pussy Poetry
Each girl is given a marker and a randomly selected sexual word. She is given one minute to write the word on a giant tablet using only the marker in her pussy. The girl with the most legible writing wins. (Judged by the host).




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Tongue n' Cheek
Each girl chooses their guy partner, and sticks her tongue in his ass. Whoever keeps their tongue in their partners ass the longest wins. Guys may fart if desired.


Have a good Games Evening folks!

Bunch

..of wankers.
I've always been under the impression that Security, Police and those of that ilk are a particular personality type. One that, generally, I don't like. This goes to reinforce that feeling.

"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who claims she was ordered by federal airport screeners to remove her nipple rings with pliers demanded an apology from the U.S. Transportation Security Administration on Thursday.

Mandi Hamlin, 37, also called for an investigation into the February 24 incident in Lubbock, Texas, saying that snickering male agents violated TSA policy by forcing her to remove the jewelry.

"I felt surprised, embarrassed, humiliated, scared and angry," Hamlin told reporters at the offices of her Los Angeles attorney, Gloria Allred.

"This situation was totally out of control. I will not sit quietly. No one deserves to be treated this way."

The TSA, a unit of the Department of Homeland Security that was set up after the September 11 attacks on the United States in 2001, said it was investigating the incident but that agents were trained to search people with piercings in "sensitive areas" with dignity and respect.

"TSA is well aware of terrorists' interest in hiding dangerous items in sensitive areas of the body, therefore we have a duty to the American public to resolve any alarm we discover," the agency said in a written statement.

The TSA said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents.

Allred said the incident began when Hamlin, who has a number of piercings, set off a hand-held metal detector and told a TSA officer that her nipple rings were the problem.

A small group of TSA officers gathered around Hamlin, Allred said, and told her she would have to remove the jewelry from her nipples if she wanted to board her flight.

Hamlin went behind a curtain and removed one of her nipple piercings but could not budge the other, tearfully telling the officers it could not be taken out without pliers, Allred said.

"As Ms. Hamlin struggled to remove the piercing behind the curtain, she could hear a growing number of predominantly male TSA officers snickering in the background," the attorney said.

Allred said TSA policy called for a pat-down under such circumstances but did not require the piercings to be removed."

Pregnant MAN

A man who was born a woman has claimed to be five months pregnant.

Thomas Beatie, previously known as Tracy Langondino before deciding to take hormone therapy and live as a man, has announced he is expecting a baby daughter this summer.

But neighbours are dubious - and suspect the claim is a "hoax".
Mr Beatie says he has been met with derision by doctors - and family fears he would give birth to "a monster".

He describes himself as transgender and is legally married to his wife Nancy.

He now claims to be carrying a child in his stomach, a bulge that makes for quite a contrast with his flat chest and stubbly face.

After deciding she wanted to become a he, Mr Beatie opted for chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy.

"But I kept my reproductive rights," she revealed in an article for an LA magazine for the gay, bisexual and transgender community.

After the couple decided to try for a baby, he chose to carry the child because Nancy had received a hysterectomy after suffering severe endometriosis 20 years ago.

The pair decided on home insemination, while Mr Beatie was advised to stop taking his bimonthly testosterone injections.

This is supposedly the second time he has fallen pregnant - an ectopic pregnancy claimed the lives of three unborn triplets the first time.

Mr Beatie said: "When my brother found out about my loss, he said, 'It's a good thing that happened. Who knows what kind of monster it would have been?'"

He also told of medics who had refused to treat the couple, through feeling uncomfortable with "someone like me".

"Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive," he added.

But Mr Beatie said: "How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible.

"Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am."
This gives a whole new meaning to the saying 'Go fuck yourself!'

Should

...I be proud or ashamed of having gleaned the largest comments section of the Blog so far?
Time to step up, contributing folks. Go find some weird and wonderful by tomorrow...

Listening to Stranger & Patsy :- When I call your name.