I think this guy's bragging

We've

...been ripped off, real savage like.

I refer, of course, to Spike TV's new feature, What the @#$% Friday on Spike TV, a cable channel here in the US.

Thieving bastards.
Listening to Face to Face - I'll stop the world and melt with you.

Sodomy now illegal in Holland

Just yesterday, in a change of the local law, Holland banned sodomy (=sex with animals).
A spokesman for the Amsterdam bar "Tight Pussy" stated sheepishly that they will be in for a period(sic!) of reorientation and a change of clientele. Apropos change of clientele,
on the same day the German high court confirmed that incest remains illegal in Germany;
it is also reported that fEWEr family visitors from the United States are expected this year.
OTOH, sodomy has been legal here since 1969 (in Austria since 1971) and in Switzerland for an even longer time, the countries where tup-tup-tup-aware parties thrive ;-)

Bound To The Shitter

As seen at http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-03/13/content_7780910.htm

U.S. woman sits on toilet for 2 years

BEIJING, March 13 (Xinhuanet) -- A U.S. woman spent approximately two years sitting on the toilet in her boyfriend's home before he finally called police for help, according to media reports Thursday.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat. She refused medical services at first but was finally convinced that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

The boyfriend told police he brought the woman food and water and asked her to come out of the bathroom everyday.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

But the boyfriend never explained why he took two years to make the call.

Whipple also said that investigators planned to present their report to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren, as media reported.

(Ain't that some shit?!?!) WTF?!?! -AJ

WTF IS THIS KID NOT AS FAMOUS AS THE FUCKING "NUMA NUMA" BLOKE??

i thgought i was a compitent enough drummer, until i saw this.

ok, he loses the beat about half way through, but gets it back fine!

and anyone who can keep up with moonie is ok in my book!