Then

...this one from Dad.








Wonder if he tasted like chicken?

Listening to The Clash :- This is England

Here's

...one from Mum.

You're to try and spot the fake.









Listening to Rage against the Machine :- Testify

And Leading the War on Drugs is...

We know there is a big drug problem in the world today, and personally I believe that legalizing it all would be their best bet. The addicts would die off probably, and the dealers would have no reason to be criminals. It would eliminate a whole hell of a mess really.

But instead, officials constantly search for new ways to fight the war on drugs... The funniest two cases, are these.

1. New Strategy in War on Drugs: Ban Sale of Tiny Plastic Bags

Seems Chicago thinks they've done it: Tiny plastic bags used to sell small quantities of heroin, crack cocaine, marijuana and other drugs would be banned in Chicago, under a crackdown advanced Tuesday by a City Council committee.

Oh yes--That will stop it for sure!

2. 'Bum Bot' Robot Cop Drives Away Drug Dealers

An Atlanta bar owner's remote-controlled chicken smoker-chassis robot shoots high-pressure water gun at bums, punks, and dirtbags. <--Really, you gotta read that one!!!

You guys and gals have a fantastic WTF Friday!!!

Nomen est omen?

I have just learned that the pretty redheaded young socialist member of state parliament in Leipzig is called Miss BONK. Nomen est omen?

No mo grabbo

Italy's Court of Appeal has issued a new hands-off landmark ruling - outlawing men from scratching their crotches in public. The ruling says that blatant scratching or holding is "an act contrary to decorum and public decency".

Superstitious Italian men often hold or touch their private parts for good luck when they see a hearse or to ward off bad luck - the equivalent of touching wood in Britain.

So I guess all Michael Jackson imitators will have to revise their acts ;-)

..................?

A Malaysian court has jailed a woman for following a bizarre cult centred around a giant teapot.
She was sentenced on Monday for declaring herself an apostate while she was still a Muslim, news agency Bernama said.
Apostasy is a criminal offence in mainly Muslim Malaysia, whose state religion is Islam but which tolerates other major religions.
Kamariah Ali, a widow with four children, was arrested in 2005 along with 57 other followers of the cult built around a giant teapot.
The outlawed Sky Kingdom sect, headed by a man who says he is God and owner of everything, believes the teapot has healing properties.
The teapot, which symbolized water's purity and 'love pouring from heaven', was sadly demolished by the government at the time of the arrests.
An Islamic court sentenced Kamariah, a 57-year-old former teacher, to two years in jail after she was found guilty of apostasy and refused to repent, Bernama reported.
'What she did was not within the concept of freedom of religion,' Bernama quoted judge Mohamad Abdullah as saying.
This is not the first time Kamariah has been imprisoned for her teapot-following ways - she was previously jailed in 1992 for the same crime.
Her lawyer, Sa'adiah Din, said: 'This has to stop. They can't be sending her again and again to prison for this.'

Men are morons

maybe not all :-)