i don't know what it is, but i bet it sure would like to taste it.
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
ER....FANCY A CHINESE?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS EATING?
i don't know what it is, but i bet it sure would like to taste it.
i don't know what it is, but i bet it sure would like to taste it.
Saturday, 26 September 2009
????? NO, REALLY, TELL ME SHE ISN'T!
my never ending thanks to AJ for leading me to this website! i've just spent the last hour or so flicking through it! fucking wonderful!
Friday, 18 September 2009
Store wars as Tesco bans Jedi Knight
now i'll admit, if i read the sun, then it's at work because there are no decent papers left in the canteen. but this was shown to me this morning, and i couldn't help but share......
funny thing is, it totally reminds me of 4D! listen to sundays radio show, and i'll get him to explain!
By BEN ASHFORD
TESCO has been accused of religious discrimination - after banning a JEDI KNIGHT for wearing a hood.
Members of the Star Wars faith - a religion practised around the world - choose to cover their heads in public.
But the leader of the UK's first Jedi Church was branded a security risk and ejected by three staff after refusing to remove his hoodie at a Tesco in Bangor, North Wales.
Daniel Jones, 23 - also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol - said: "I told them it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered and ordered me to leave.
"I walked past a Muslim lady in a veil. Surely the same rules should apply to everyone." The handbook of the UK Jedi Church, founded by film nut Daniel last year, states: "Jedis must wear a hood up in any public place of a large audience."
Daniel added: "I'll advise worshippers to boycott Tesco if it happens again. They will feel the Force."
A Tesco spokesman said: "We would ask Jedis to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side."
b.ashford@the-sun.co.uk
funny thing is, it totally reminds me of 4D! listen to sundays radio show, and i'll get him to explain!
By BEN ASHFORD
TESCO has been accused of religious discrimination - after banning a JEDI KNIGHT for wearing a hood.
Members of the Star Wars faith - a religion practised around the world - choose to cover their heads in public.
But the leader of the UK's first Jedi Church was branded a security risk and ejected by three staff after refusing to remove his hoodie at a Tesco in Bangor, North Wales.
Daniel Jones, 23 - also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol - said: "I told them it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered and ordered me to leave.
"I walked past a Muslim lady in a veil. Surely the same rules should apply to everyone." The handbook of the UK Jedi Church, founded by film nut Daniel last year, states: "Jedis must wear a hood up in any public place of a large audience."
Daniel added: "I'll advise worshippers to boycott Tesco if it happens again. They will feel the Force."
A Tesco spokesman said: "We would ask Jedis to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side."
b.ashford@the-sun.co.uk
Friday, 21 August 2009
Monday, 17 August 2009
Friday, 13 March 2009
Friday, 6 March 2009
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
Valentine's card ;-)
Friend of mine in the UK got a great Valentine's day card (which she won't let me scan in). But here's the cover text :-
"Valentine's Day is for Cupid Stunts! ;-)
"Valentine's Day is for Cupid Stunts! ;-)
Friday, 13 February 2009
Sunday, 8 February 2009
Friday, 6 February 2009
Friday, 30 January 2009
Thursday, 29 January 2009
Friday, 23 January 2009
most stupid thieves of the year
See the most stupid thieves of the year at :-
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=KxolDDBoPu0
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=KxolDDBoPu0
Strine fun & pun ;-)
Quoting CNN :-
"(CNN) -- Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.
The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.
It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."
Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.
"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said"
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Get that last line " A man unda a dress" ;-)
"(CNN) -- Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.
The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.
It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."
Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.
"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said"
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Get that last line " A man unda a dress" ;-)
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Friday, 12 December 2008
Potted the pink ?
Gives a (w)hole new meaning to the term 'casting couch' ;-)
Meanwhile, playing on my iPod, Pink ;-)
Saturday, 29 November 2008
Friday, 28 November 2008
Man Beheads Himself With Chainsaw
David Phyall, 50, used string to tie the Black & Decker power tool to a leg of a snooker table in his sitting room.
He then taped up the on button and plugged it into a timer, Winchester Coroner's Court was told.
Mr Phyall, who had had a small amount to drink but had not taken any drugs, then lay face up under the snooker table and put the chainsaw against his neck.
He used a piece of the tool's cardboard box to cushion the blades from his neck and then set the timer - usually used to turn lights on and off - to start up the chainsaw for 15 minutes.
When it started, it sliced three-quarters through his neck and into his right shoulder, only stopping when his T-shirt was dragged into the blades.
More details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Chainsaw-Death-Suicide-Verdict-Recorded-Over-Irrational-Opposition-To-Repossession/Article/200811315155293?lpos=UK_News_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15155293_Chainsaw_Death%3A_Suicide_Verdict_Recorded_Over_Irrational_Opposition_To_Repossession
He then taped up the on button and plugged it into a timer, Winchester Coroner's Court was told.
Mr Phyall, who had had a small amount to drink but had not taken any drugs, then lay face up under the snooker table and put the chainsaw against his neck.
He used a piece of the tool's cardboard box to cushion the blades from his neck and then set the timer - usually used to turn lights on and off - to start up the chainsaw for 15 minutes.
When it started, it sliced three-quarters through his neck and into his right shoulder, only stopping when his T-shirt was dragged into the blades.
More details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Chainsaw-Death-Suicide-Verdict-Recorded-Over-Irrational-Opposition-To-Repossession/Article/200811315155293?lpos=UK_News_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15155293_Chainsaw_Death%3A_Suicide_Verdict_Recorded_Over_Irrational_Opposition_To_Repossession
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