Ok so it's Saturday. This is my first so gimme a break....
A Chinese woman escaped jail after she cut off her husband’s penis and threw it out of the window.
The man drove himself to hospital - but doctors couldn’t reattach the organ as it had been eaten by a dog, reports Jinling Evening Post.
Yao Fengfang was given a three year suspended jail sentence after her husband, Li Gengbao, asked the judge to be lenient.
Li, a taxi driver in Nanjing city, said he wanted his wife to keep her liberty so she could look after him for the rest of his life.
Yao suspected her husband, of having an affair with his ex-wife and confronted him after seeing his taxi parked outside of her house.
On the way back home, Yao threatened to ‘disable’ his husband but he thought she was bluffing. Li went to bed early but he was woken at midnight by a sharp pain.
He said: "My wife was holding a large part of my penis, and I pleaded with her to send me to hospital immediately, but she refused firmly, and when I pleaded with her to give me back the cut penis, she threw it out of the window."
Li wrapped his wound with a pillow cover and drove his taxi to Nanjing City First Hospital.
The hospital carried out emergency surgery and sent staff to look for Li’s severed penis, but found it had been eaten by a neighbour’s dog.
Caz is hinting she'd like a dog. I'm suddenly not at all sure.....
Saturday, 12 January 2008
It's
...still Friday here, so here's my offering.
"VANCOUVER, British Columbia - A man was recovering in a Vancouver-area hospital after an attempt to film a mock hanging as a stunt accidentally became the real thing, police said on Thursday.
The 23-year-old man thought he had protected himself by wearing a harness when he went to a suburban park on Wednesday to have a friend record him dangling lifelessly from a tree, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.
"Unfortunately things did not go as planned and the male was unintentionally hung from the rope he had placed around his neck," according to a police spokesman who said the friend initially did not realize anything was wrong.
Neither man was trained as a stunt actor, according to the police statement that added: "The 'Don't Try This at Home!' disclaimers on commercials and movies are there for a reason."
WTF, Dude?
A different man performing the same stunt, but the right way
"VANCOUVER, British Columbia - A man was recovering in a Vancouver-area hospital after an attempt to film a mock hanging as a stunt accidentally became the real thing, police said on Thursday.
The 23-year-old man thought he had protected himself by wearing a harness when he went to a suburban park on Wednesday to have a friend record him dangling lifelessly from a tree, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said.
"Unfortunately things did not go as planned and the male was unintentionally hung from the rope he had placed around his neck," according to a police spokesman who said the friend initially did not realize anything was wrong.
Neither man was trained as a stunt actor, according to the police statement that added: "The 'Don't Try This at Home!' disclaimers on commercials and movies are there for a reason."
WTF, Dude?
A different man performing the same stunt, but the right way
Wednesday, 9 January 2008
WTF? SCOTCH EGG PHOBIA?
YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY.
the WTF part of this, because we all have phobias, however irrational, is that he went onto tv's "trishia" to talk about it.
and they set him up with a "leading" trick cyclist to sort him out! now i'm sorry, but, eh? if he was frightened of snakes/spiders/heights or any normal phobia i'd understand it. but to go onto national telly and admit to running away whimpering like a little girl at the sight of a scotch egg? mr gareth jones, you sir are a fuckwit, and as such, the recipient of the first ever WTF award!
a now fully "cured" mr jones. tit!
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