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Saturday, 2 August 2008
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...know its saturday morning, but I was busy last night and didn't want to leave this till next week.
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Wednesday, 23 July 2008
HOW TO SELL PAPERS.
OK, EARLY/LATE, YOU CHOOSE. I COULDN'T LET THIS ONE WAIT.
FROM TODAYS NME. WED 23rd JULY
Bloc Party and Sex Pistols' John Lydon in 'racist attack'
Kaiser Chiefs and Foals step in after 'unprovoked' incident at festival
Bloc Party's Kele Okereke was involved in a fight with The Sex Pistols' frontman John Lydon at the Summercase festival on Saturday (July 19).
Details of a disturbance at the Spanish event first emerged when Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis mentioned he had been involved in a fight with the veteran singer while onstage at the Latitude Festival.
However, speaking today (July 21), Okereke has explained that he was the target of the attack.
Branding the incident an "unprovoked racist attack", Okereke suffered severe facial bruising, cuts to his face and body and a split lip.
The incident began as Lydon socialised with a host of British acts backstage at the Spanish festival.
According to Bloc Party, their singer approached Lydon to ask if he would ever consider reforming one of Okereke's favourite bands, Public Image Ltd.
However, in a statement from the younger band they claimed that the Sex Pistols singer "became intimidating and aggressive while his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates, at which point Foals' Philippakis and Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson stepped in to help the Bloc Party man.
The incident was broken up by festival security and was later reported to Spanish police. It was reported to police in the UK after Okereke returned.
"It's not an issue of the physical assault, even though it was an unprovoked attack, it is the fact that race was brought into the matter so readily," Okereke explained today.
"Someone as respected and as intelligent as Lydon should know better than to bring race into the equation, or socialise with and encourage those who hold such narrow-minded attitudes.
"I am disappointed that someone I held with such high regard turns out to be such a bigot."
Lydon however has since responded claiming the \"trouble was brought to us\" and the incident was down to jealousy on the younger musician's part.
NOW READ THAT AGAIN.
"his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates"
NOT LYDON. HIS ASSOCIATES.
BUT THAT WOULDN'T MAKE AS GOOD A HEADLINE.
ok, it's not right, thats a given, but would rotten ever do it? for someone with such a love of reggae, who has spent a hell of a lot of time in jamaica himself...i very much doubt it, but that doesn't sell papers eh? and it was a headline in most tabloids this weekend.
i expected more from the NME though.
FROM TODAYS NME. WED 23rd JULY
Bloc Party and Sex Pistols' John Lydon in 'racist attack'
Kaiser Chiefs and Foals step in after 'unprovoked' incident at festival
Bloc Party's Kele Okereke was involved in a fight with The Sex Pistols' frontman John Lydon at the Summercase festival on Saturday (July 19).
Details of a disturbance at the Spanish event first emerged when Foals frontman Yannis Philippakis mentioned he had been involved in a fight with the veteran singer while onstage at the Latitude Festival.
However, speaking today (July 21), Okereke has explained that he was the target of the attack.
Branding the incident an "unprovoked racist attack", Okereke suffered severe facial bruising, cuts to his face and body and a split lip.
The incident began as Lydon socialised with a host of British acts backstage at the Spanish festival.
According to Bloc Party, their singer approached Lydon to ask if he would ever consider reforming one of Okereke's favourite bands, Public Image Ltd.
However, in a statement from the younger band they claimed that the Sex Pistols singer "became intimidating and aggressive while his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates, at which point Foals' Philippakis and Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson stepped in to help the Bloc Party man.
The incident was broken up by festival security and was later reported to Spanish police. It was reported to police in the UK after Okereke returned.
"It's not an issue of the physical assault, even though it was an unprovoked attack, it is the fact that race was brought into the matter so readily," Okereke explained today.
"Someone as respected and as intelligent as Lydon should know better than to bring race into the equation, or socialise with and encourage those who hold such narrow-minded attitudes.
"I am disappointed that someone I held with such high regard turns out to be such a bigot."
Lydon however has since responded claiming the \"trouble was brought to us\" and the incident was down to jealousy on the younger musician's part.
NOW READ THAT AGAIN.
"his entourage responded with a racist tirade including the statement, 'Your problem is your black attitude'."
Okereke was then involved in a fight with three of Lydon's associates"
NOT LYDON. HIS ASSOCIATES.
BUT THAT WOULDN'T MAKE AS GOOD A HEADLINE.
ok, it's not right, thats a given, but would rotten ever do it? for someone with such a love of reggae, who has spent a hell of a lot of time in jamaica himself...i very much doubt it, but that doesn't sell papers eh? and it was a headline in most tabloids this weekend.
i expected more from the NME though.
Friday, 18 July 2008
Tup-aware, party? See Ewe, Jimmy!
A man arrested for allegedly having sex with sheep has been banned from visiting farmland.
The 27-year-old was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by officers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London on Thursday morning.
It followed several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June.
He was bailed on the condition that he does not enter farmyards within the Metropolitan Police area.
The arrest was made when witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.
The 27-year-old was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by officers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London on Thursday morning.
It followed several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June.
He was bailed on the condition that he does not enter farmyards within the Metropolitan Police area.
The arrest was made when witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
More Like WTF for HumpDay
Today is not even Friday, nor is it Hump Day, but I could not resist putting this in early as it truly made me wonder and shout, "WTF?!?!"
First of all, WTF is this kid doing to Spiderman?!?
It seems to have caught big recognition, but I am still dumbfounded.
First of all, WTF is this kid doing to Spiderman?!?
It seems to have caught big recognition, but I am still dumbfounded.
WTF!?!
Friday, 11 July 2008
Dracula was a right little tit!
A hotel receptionist got a shock when she felt a vibration in her underwear and realised a bat was hiding in her bra. Abbie Hawkins told the Eastern Daily Press she had felt something moving inside her clothes, but assumed it was her mobile phone. Hours later(sic!), she discovered a furry stowaway had been keeping her company since she got dressed that morning. "The night before I had had one or two drinks . . ." Yeah, nuff said.
Details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Bat-In-Bra-Receptionist-Gets-Shock-From-Furry-Fugitive/Article/200807215028272?lpos=Strange%2BNews_0&lid=ARTICLE_15028272_Bat%2BIn%2BBra%253A%2BReceptionist%2BGets%2BShock%2BFrom%2BFurry%2BFugitive
Details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Bat-In-Bra-Receptionist-Gets-Shock-From-Furry-Fugitive/Article/200807215028272?lpos=Strange%2BNews_0&lid=ARTICLE_15028272_Bat%2BIn%2BBra%253A%2BReceptionist%2BGets%2BShock%2BFrom%2BFurry%2BFugitive
Cash Craps
The remote town of Musiri in the Tamil Nadu state has hit upon a unique idea to teach its residents proper hygiene: Pay them money each time they use the toilet. Aid(s) groups estimate that more than 330 million people in India do not have access to proper sanitation facilities. And in the case of Musiri, many residents relieve themselves on river banks, leading to infectious diseases such as dire rear (sic!). "If they ask to go three, four times a day, then something's wrong," he said. "We ask them to go to a doctor."
Details here :
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/07/india.toilets/index.html
Details here :
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/07/india.toilets/index.html
Friday, 4 July 2008
WTF? IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY.....
and as such, i give you the following;
Tattoo ad on forehead for $10,000!
Tattoo ad on forehead for $10,000!
A mother had her forehead tattooed with the web address of a gambling site after auctioning off advertising space on her head to pay for her son's school fees. Karolyne Smith has to live with a permanent billboard on her forehead after she accepted Goldenpalace.com's offer of $10,000 for the 'advertising space'. She needed the money to send her son Brady to a private school. Karolyne said: ""I really want to do this. To everyone else, it seems like a stupid thing to do. To me, $10,000 is like a million dollars.", "I only live once and I'm doing it for my son. It's a small sacrifice to build a better future for my son." Karolyne did not take the decision lightly. She discussed it for more than three weeks with her boyfriend Jeremy Williams. Smith's eBay auction attracted more than 27,000 hits and 1,000 watchers. Bidding reached $999.99 before Goldenpalace.com, an Internet gambling company met Smith's $10,000 asking price. Goldenpalace.com also gave her another $5,000 for her trouble. Another person, inspired by Karolyne is currently auctioning his forehead as ad space on ebay.
"i thought about it for around three weeks"
REALLY? AS LONG AS THAT?
FUCKWIT!
Friday, 27 June 2008
WTF : Stupid criminal ;-)
Judgment-Challenged: Howard Shanholtzer was arrested in Garden Grove, Calif., in May in connection with stolen security cameras(sic!). Figuring that police might be looking for his white Mitsubishi pickup truck they probably saw on surveillance video, Shanholtzer allegedly stole another pickup, but for some reason, it was another white Mitsubishi. [Orange County Register, 5-24-08]
WHERE TF IS THIS GENT? I'D LIKE TO SHAKE HIS HAND!
An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him". The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman: "Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and allow you to blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen". "It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be fighting there today". "However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the English people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq". "When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as what you are here in England, then you should be able to help straighten out the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place, which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid." Apparently the queue cheered and applauded.
Three WTF links 4 U
Just three links to kick off WTF Friday today:-
1) Jordan takes up smoking?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/tayside_and_central/7423903.stm
2) Greek club for Members only?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,553070,00.html
3) Welshman Alan Evans gets eaten alive
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1314893,00.html
1) Jordan takes up smoking?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/tayside_and_central/7423903.stm
2) Greek club for Members only?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,553070,00.html
3) Welshman Alan Evans gets eaten alive
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1314893,00.html
Saturday, 21 June 2008
Friday, 6 June 2008
HOW TF?
Surgeons left metal bar in my headThursday, June 5, 2008
Surgeons left a 10cm (4in) metal bar inside a teenager's head.
Donovan McGowan lived with the piece of metal inside him for three months after an operation.
The 18-year-old suffered from blinding headaches and also had an unsightly lump on the side of his head.
Eventually, he demanded a scan and it was then doctors found the bar.
'They said, “This is quite embarrassing but there is something metallic like a tube still in your head.”
It's been more than embarrassing for me having to walk about with this lump,' said Mr McGowan, from Glasgow.
The rod was left behind during an operation at Southern General Hospital, Glasgow, in March after he was hit by a car.
A hospital spokesman apologised and said it was an 'unfortunate error'. The ex-football steward, who gave up his job because of the pain, may now seek compensation from the trust.
OUCH!
Surgeons left a 10cm (4in) metal bar inside a teenager's head.
Donovan McGowan lived with the piece of metal inside him for three months after an operation.
The 18-year-old suffered from blinding headaches and also had an unsightly lump on the side of his head.
Eventually, he demanded a scan and it was then doctors found the bar.
'They said, “This is quite embarrassing but there is something metallic like a tube still in your head.”
It's been more than embarrassing for me having to walk about with this lump,' said Mr McGowan, from Glasgow.
The rod was left behind during an operation at Southern General Hospital, Glasgow, in March after he was hit by a car.
A hospital spokesman apologised and said it was an 'unfortunate error'. The ex-football steward, who gave up his job because of the pain, may now seek compensation from the trust.
OUCH!
Thursday, 5 June 2008
Monday, 2 June 2008
If
...its not the Germans, it's the Japanese. What is it about people we've been to War with? I can only wonder what kind of news stories would be coming out of South America if we'd ever formally declared war on Argentina back in the day....
"TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man who was mystified when food kept disappearing from his kitchen, set up a hidden camera and found an unknown woman living secretly in his closet, Japanese media said Friday.
The 57-year-old unemployed man of Fukuoka in southern Japan called police Wednesday when the camera sent pictures to his mobile phone of an intruder in his home while he was out on Wednesday, the Asahi newspaper said on its Website.
Officers rushed to the house and found a 58-year-old unemployed woman hiding in an unused closet, where she had secreted a mattress and plastic drink bottles, the Asahi said. Police suspect she may have been there for several months, the paper said.
"I didn't have anywhere to live," the Nikkan Sports tabloid quoted the woman as telling police.
Local police confirmed that they had arrested a woman for trespassing, but would not comment further on the case."
Please tell me how the hell someone lives in your cupboard, especially in a place like Japan where the flats/apartments are half the size of the UK's, which are half the size of American apartments and you don't notice for a long time? Does the guy just stumble around in a drunken haze whenever he's home or something? I'm stunned.
Listening to Dave & Ansel Collins :- Double Barrel
"TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man who was mystified when food kept disappearing from his kitchen, set up a hidden camera and found an unknown woman living secretly in his closet, Japanese media said Friday.
The 57-year-old unemployed man of Fukuoka in southern Japan called police Wednesday when the camera sent pictures to his mobile phone of an intruder in his home while he was out on Wednesday, the Asahi newspaper said on its Website.
Officers rushed to the house and found a 58-year-old unemployed woman hiding in an unused closet, where she had secreted a mattress and plastic drink bottles, the Asahi said. Police suspect she may have been there for several months, the paper said.
"I didn't have anywhere to live," the Nikkan Sports tabloid quoted the woman as telling police.
Local police confirmed that they had arrested a woman for trespassing, but would not comment further on the case."
Please tell me how the hell someone lives in your cupboard, especially in a place like Japan where the flats/apartments are half the size of the UK's, which are half the size of American apartments and you don't notice for a long time? Does the guy just stumble around in a drunken haze whenever he's home or something? I'm stunned.
Listening to Dave & Ansel Collins :- Double Barrel
Friday, 30 May 2008
Heartbroken Man Climbs Into Morgue Freezer
Won't be here Friday because we're out of town... so I'm putting it up now.
I couldn't resist this... Love was never so cold!!
Sorry for this mix-up--link has been corrected- sorry for the delay!!! :(
Heartbroken Man Climbs Into Morgue Freezer.
Is anyone really worth that??
I couldn't resist this... Love was never so cold!!
Sorry for this mix-up--link has been corrected- sorry for the delay!!! :(
Heartbroken Man Climbs Into Morgue Freezer.
Is anyone really worth that??
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