Won't be here Friday because we're out of town... so I'm putting it up now.
I couldn't resist this... Love was never so cold!!
Sorry for this mix-up--link has been corrected- sorry for the delay!!! :(
Heartbroken Man Climbs Into Morgue Freezer.
Is anyone really worth that??
Friday, 30 May 2008
Carma Sutra book
So it's true...
So it's true, all those posh BMWs are driven by
Bum
Mooning
Wankers.
I suppose we should be grateful that the speedcamera photo was taken in the UK ;-)
(North Tyneside, as you might have expected)
Thursday, 29 May 2008
WTF? AND WE LET OUR KIDS PLAY WITH THESE THINGS?
ok, early, but i'll be too busy to post tomorrow....
and if you thought this was funny, check out my early post on SICK SUNDAY !!
and if you thought this was funny, check out my early post on SICK SUNDAY !!
Monday, 26 May 2008
I
...got this on Friday, so it counts.
Explanation from my friend and fellow Bastard Chris Rizzo, the unfortunate owner of the hand in the images below.
"wed nite about 10:30. I was doing some carb tuning on ye ole' 900 ss, making adjustments and cruising around my hood. I stop at the signal at 12th and morrison, and the Italian stallion is idling a bit high. ........she's runnin a little bit hot tonight, i can barely see the road from the heat comin' off,.. ease the seat back, reach down between my legs for the idle adjust screw.......WHACK.
oh shit. lift my hand up and see a bloody mangled mess. fingers filleted open and bent every which way but the right way. bikes still running though, so i drop her into gear and ride home. i grab the least greasy rag, drape it over my meat paw and jump in my truck. Four hours later in the ER the hand specialist comes in and says, 'holy shit'. Not a comforting reaction. Up to the operating room to remove my ring finger and the end of my middle finger. The OR is brand new and is equipt with a bumpin' sound system, unfortunately though the doctor happens to like Pink Floyd......
so two days later my bloody stumps and i are home with a fat stash of medical grade narcotics. My bike looks like the Bologna Chainsaw Massacre: a good splattering of blood, some finger meat scattered around the motor, and the belt for the vertical cylinder is completely derailed. Needless to say that probably bent a couple valves on my freshly built head :("
Listening to Weezer - Pork and Beans
Explanation from my friend and fellow Bastard Chris Rizzo, the unfortunate owner of the hand in the images below.
"wed nite about 10:30. I was doing some carb tuning on ye ole' 900 ss, making adjustments and cruising around my hood. I stop at the signal at 12th and morrison, and the Italian stallion is idling a bit high. ........she's runnin a little bit hot tonight, i can barely see the road from the heat comin' off,.. ease the seat back, reach down between my legs for the idle adjust screw.......WHACK.
oh shit. lift my hand up and see a bloody mangled mess. fingers filleted open and bent every which way but the right way. bikes still running though, so i drop her into gear and ride home. i grab the least greasy rag, drape it over my meat paw and jump in my truck. Four hours later in the ER the hand specialist comes in and says, 'holy shit'. Not a comforting reaction. Up to the operating room to remove my ring finger and the end of my middle finger. The OR is brand new and is equipt with a bumpin' sound system, unfortunately though the doctor happens to like Pink Floyd......
so two days later my bloody stumps and i are home with a fat stash of medical grade narcotics. My bike looks like the Bologna Chainsaw Massacre: a good splattering of blood, some finger meat scattered around the motor, and the belt for the vertical cylinder is completely derailed. Needless to say that probably bent a couple valves on my freshly built head :("
Listening to Weezer - Pork and Beans
Saturday, 24 May 2008
I
...love it when traditional martial arts practitioners claim their style "works", and that jiu-jitsu's ok if you get taken down, but it's easy to beat if you stay on your feet.
Check out this dude's attempt to prove said theory.
Listeing to :- Story of a lonely guy - Blink 182
Check out this dude's attempt to prove said theory.
Listeing to :- Story of a lonely guy - Blink 182
Friday, 23 May 2008
So now you know......
WTF may stand for:
* What the fuck, a common expression of confusion or annoyance, especially in internet slang.
* Waking the Fallen, an album by Avenged Sevenfold
* Werewolf: The Forsaken, a role-playing game developed by White Wolf Game Studio
* World Taekwondo Federation, the International Federation member of the International Olympic Committee for the sporting aspects of taekwondo
* Work Time Fun, a game for the PlayStation Portable
* Working Title Films, a United Kingdom film production company
* Walking Through Fire, album by April Wine
* Weight transfer front, weight transferred to the front of a car during cornering
* wtf, a command line acronym database that first appeared in NetBSD 1.5, and has been ported to many other Unix operating systems
* The Daily WTF, a humorous technology blog, previously known as Worse Than Failure
* WTF Froster, beverage from Mac's Convenience Stores
* Weapons Task Force, creators of the SO Mod for Delta Force: Xtreme
* Where's the Fire, a column on the tech blog Technorati.
World Taekwondo Federation eh? We don't want to upset them.....
* What the fuck, a common expression of confusion or annoyance, especially in internet slang.
* Waking the Fallen, an album by Avenged Sevenfold
* Werewolf: The Forsaken, a role-playing game developed by White Wolf Game Studio
* World Taekwondo Federation, the International Federation member of the International Olympic Committee for the sporting aspects of taekwondo
* Work Time Fun, a game for the PlayStation Portable
* Working Title Films, a United Kingdom film production company
* Walking Through Fire, album by April Wine
* Weight transfer front, weight transferred to the front of a car during cornering
* wtf, a command line acronym database that first appeared in NetBSD 1.5, and has been ported to many other Unix operating systems
* The Daily WTF, a humorous technology blog, previously known as Worse Than Failure
* WTF Froster, beverage from Mac's Convenience Stores
* Weapons Task Force, creators of the SO Mod for Delta Force: Xtreme
* Where's the Fire, a column on the tech blog Technorati.
World Taekwondo Federation eh? We don't want to upset them.....
WTF? NOPE, STILL DON'T GET IT!
watched it five times now, i still don't know what it's selling! if it is at all!
Thursday, 22 May 2008
Friday, 16 May 2008
Bilingual Olympic Signs ;-)
Some of the chinese signs for the olympics this year have hilarious colloquial translations :-)
Those Dirty Minded Christians!
They're at it again... I think they have too much time on their hands. We all know that sex sells, and that there are subliminal sexual innuendo in many logos and graphics, but for the Christian groups to have nothing better to do than pick on Starbuck's, It sort of says something about where their head is at, doesn't it??
A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo.
Geez, get your minds out of the gutter and go back to prayer meeting guys!! :)
A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo.
Geez, get your minds out of the gutter and go back to prayer meeting guys!! :)
AND THEY CALL IT PUUPY LOVE
Two German Shepherd dogs have been taken into care after their owner was accused of sexually assaulting them.
The two pets were allegedly "repeatedly" abused by the man, who lived with his mother.
Animal wardens took possession of the dogs following complaints.
They have asked a judge to give them permanent custody of the dogs.
Palm Beach attorney Shannon Fox said the man had repeatedly performed sexual acts with the animals.
But he may escape prosecution because bestiality is not a crime in his home state of Florida.
Earlier this year, Florida Senator Nan Rich tried to pass a law stopping people from "knowingly" committing bestiality or allowing others to.
But so far its progress through has been slow.
She said: "I think people are just uncomfortable with the subject matter.
"It's just unfortunate that there's just not more ways to prosecute these atrocious acts, because there is so much evidence they are an indicator of other sexually deviant crimes."
The two pets were allegedly "repeatedly" abused by the man, who lived with his mother.
Animal wardens took possession of the dogs following complaints.
They have asked a judge to give them permanent custody of the dogs.
Palm Beach attorney Shannon Fox said the man had repeatedly performed sexual acts with the animals.
But he may escape prosecution because bestiality is not a crime in his home state of Florida.
Earlier this year, Florida Senator Nan Rich tried to pass a law stopping people from "knowingly" committing bestiality or allowing others to.
But so far its progress through has been slow.
She said: "I think people are just uncomfortable with the subject matter.
"It's just unfortunate that there's just not more ways to prosecute these atrocious acts, because there is so much evidence they are an indicator of other sexually deviant crimes."
Friday, 9 May 2008
Dude...
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
Two different people using a skull as a bong to "Smoke da chronic"
Listening to Leftfield - Swords
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
Two different people using a skull as a bong to "Smoke da chronic"
Listening to Leftfield - Swords
WTF? HEADLINE OF THE WEEK?
Plummeting urine narrowly misses woman.
A plane, dropping wee-bombs!
A shop assistant was almost crushed by a lump of frozen urine which fell 10,000m (33,000ft) from a plane and landed at her feet.
Joanne Bojas, 25, was walking to work when the 20kg (44lb) lump of frozen toilet waste fell from the sky.
The shocked 25-year-old from Chelmsford, Essex, said: 'It was unbelievable; if it had hit me on the head I would have been killed.'
I BET SHE SHIT HERSELF!!
A plane, dropping wee-bombs!
A shop assistant was almost crushed by a lump of frozen urine which fell 10,000m (33,000ft) from a plane and landed at her feet.
Joanne Bojas, 25, was walking to work when the 20kg (44lb) lump of frozen toilet waste fell from the sky.
The shocked 25-year-old from Chelmsford, Essex, said: 'It was unbelievable; if it had hit me on the head I would have been killed.'
I BET SHE SHIT HERSELF!!
WTF? GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU SAD FUCKING FUCK!
Star Trek fan Bob Prior has boldly gone where it's safe to say no man has gone before.
The Trekkie has built sets and characters from the sci-fi show out of packets of Rice Krispies.
'I started off when a member showed me a train built out of card,' he said. 'Since then, I've had a ships phase, a railway phase and more recently I've got into space models.'
His other creations include a 4.5m (15ft) Titanic and a 3m (10ft) Apollo 11 craft.
PUT DOWN YOUR PHASER, OPEN THE DOOR, AND THROW YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE FIRST LORRY YOU SEE!
i bet the saddo can speak klingon too!
"and roped in sons Nigel, 25, and Daniel, 20." i bet he did. spot the contenders for that areas next rapists! get out, meet girls, drink white lightning, smoke a joint and do what you you should have been doing whilst cooped up with your freak of a father. fuck me, that twisted cunt in austria treated his kids better, and he locked em in a cellar for 24 years!!
the biggest shock here is he' s actually married and has kids. (adopted? not his?)
by the way, did i mention i hate star trek and anything associated with it?
no?
oh well.
The Trekkie has built sets and characters from the sci-fi show out of packets of Rice Krispies.
His 50 models include the Starship Enterprise, its command bridge and captains James T Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard.
The car park attendant, who says his favourite characters are Kirk, Scotty and McCoy, took six months to put together his cardboard collection, and roped in sons Nigel, 25, and Daniel, 20.
Mr Prior said: 'I just love Star Trek – I loved it since the first series.
'I've made models from the start – right through Deep Space Nine, Voyager and the films up to First Contact.'
Beamed up: Mr Prior’s creations include the Enterprise bridge
But the 52-year-old said his wife, Alison, was not a fan of the show.
'She thinks its like a museum in here, although she's very good and puts up with it,' he added.
Mr Prior, from Ramsgate, Kent, said he got the buzz for cardboard models when he was with the Canterbury Model Railway Society.
The final frontier: Some of Mr Prior’s cardboard spaceships – and his Lara Croft
'I started off when a member showed me a train built out of card,' he said. 'Since then, I've had a ships phase, a railway phase and more recently I've got into space models.'
His other creations include a 4.5m (15ft) Titanic and a 3m (10ft) Apollo 11 craft.
PUT DOWN YOUR PHASER, OPEN THE DOOR, AND THROW YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE FIRST LORRY YOU SEE!
i bet the saddo can speak klingon too!
"and roped in sons Nigel, 25, and Daniel, 20." i bet he did. spot the contenders for that areas next rapists! get out, meet girls, drink white lightning, smoke a joint and do what you you should have been doing whilst cooped up with your freak of a father. fuck me, that twisted cunt in austria treated his kids better, and he locked em in a cellar for 24 years!!
the biggest shock here is he' s actually married and has kids. (adopted? not his?)
by the way, did i mention i hate star trek and anything associated with it?
no?
oh well.
Saturday, 3 May 2008
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