Friday, 9 May 2008

WTF? HEADLINE OF THE WEEK?

Plummeting urine narrowly misses woman.

A plane, dropping wee-bombs!
A shop assistant was almost crushed by a lump of frozen urine which fell 10,000m (33,000ft) from a plane and landed at her feet.
Joanne Bojas, 25, was walking to work when the 20kg (44lb) lump of frozen toilet waste fell from the sky.
The shocked 25-year-old from Chelmsford, Essex, said: 'It was unbelievable; if it had hit me on the head I would have been killed.'

I BET SHE SHIT HERSELF!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A hit on the bonce would have given a whole new meaning to the word piss-head ;-)


BTW: Blogged a photo of Prince Philip farting today ;-)

Aunt Jackie said...

LOL!!! :) Good one...