Friday, 4 April 2008
Thursday, 3 April 2008
WTF? POOR WAGNER
sorry, this is early, but i will be at work tonight and couldn't wait to pass this on! i read it this morning and haven't stopped chuckling yet!
ARE YOU SURE THATS A BOOK REVIEW? EEEUW!
N.B. scroll down & read the comments.
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
A bitch in the shower
Allright! I know it's Tuesday. Tuesday? I think. I'm a shift worker so I want special dispensation 'cause I forget when it's Friday......
BREMERTON, Wash. - A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together.
A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.
The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.
The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.
The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000.
He should have had a pussy in the shower instead eh? ;-)
BREMERTON, Wash. - A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together.
A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.
The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.
The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.
The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000.
He should have had a pussy in the shower instead eh? ;-)
Sunday, 30 March 2008
OK
..I've set it up.
Welcome to Sick Sunday, the place where the depraved and deviant go when it's just too much for WTF Friday.
Hit me up to be added as an editor.
Welcome to Sick Sunday, the place where the depraved and deviant go when it's just too much for WTF Friday.
Hit me up to be added as an editor.
Friday, 28 March 2008
Magic Spelling Quilt
Here's how to use the spelling quilt : Choose any NUMBER on the quilt. Spell it out, using the LETTERS on the quilt. You should ADD the numbers on the white squares as you spell. And you should SUBTRACT the numbers on the black squares as you spell. The result will be the chosen number you first thought of ;-)
PS: This one only works in English. Your contributions of quilts for other languages are welcome.
WTF ARE YOU DOING?
NO MORE PORN PLEASE!
this is not what this site was started for.
so please, no more. it's for the weird and wonderful.
not the depraved and deviant!
thank you.
WTF Friday Games Night
Bored on a Friday? WTF? Let's play some games. I can recommend er.... some of them.
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3 Blind Skanks
3 guys are blind folded. Their hands are taped together with one girl using bondage tape. Each girl must lead these 3 blind guys to a doggy bowl where she must pickup 3 doggie bones using her mouth and place them in each guys' mouth. She must then race back to the start and drop off all 3 bones. The quickest time wins.
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Cirque De Dick
The girls must hang upside down and give a blow job to her male partner while being timed. The last girl standing wins.
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Cunt Stretching
Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can't handle it anymore. The largest number wins.
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Flour Puff
This is good old fashion girl on girl wrestling in a mud pit, except that we've replaced mud with flour and water. Each girl wrestles the other two girls in two matches. The girl who wins the matches wins the game.
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Hot Sauce Blowjob
Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy's dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)
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How Deep Can You Go?
Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her pussy as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins. In the event of a tie, the girl must deep throat the dildo as far as she can. The deepest wins.
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Pin the Penis on the Guy
Each girl is blindfolded and spun around 3 times. She must find the guy and put a condom on his penis using only her mouth. If she walks in the wrong direction she is sprayed with ketchup and mustard bottles.
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Pussy Golf
The girl places a plastic golf club into her pussy. She must swing the club and hit the golf ball without using her hands, and navigate the course (water hazards, sand traps, tree, etc). The girl who gets her ball into the hole with the least number of strokes wins.
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Pussy Poetry
Each girl is given a marker and a randomly selected sexual word. She is given one minute to write the word on a giant tablet using only the marker in her pussy. The girl with the most legible writing wins. (Judged by the host).
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Tongue n' Cheek
Each girl chooses their guy partner, and sticks her tongue in his ass. Whoever keeps their tongue in their partners ass the longest wins. Guys may fart if desired.
Have a good Games Evening folks!
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3 Blind Skanks
3 guys are blind folded. Their hands are taped together with one girl using bondage tape. Each girl must lead these 3 blind guys to a doggy bowl where she must pickup 3 doggie bones using her mouth and place them in each guys' mouth. She must then race back to the start and drop off all 3 bones. The quickest time wins.
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Cirque De Dick
The girls must hang upside down and give a blow job to her male partner while being timed. The last girl standing wins.
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Cunt Stretching
Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can't handle it anymore. The largest number wins.
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Flour Puff
This is good old fashion girl on girl wrestling in a mud pit, except that we've replaced mud with flour and water. Each girl wrestles the other two girls in two matches. The girl who wins the matches wins the game.
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Hot Sauce Blowjob
Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy's dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)
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How Deep Can You Go?
Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her pussy as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins. In the event of a tie, the girl must deep throat the dildo as far as she can. The deepest wins.
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Pin the Penis on the Guy
Each girl is blindfolded and spun around 3 times. She must find the guy and put a condom on his penis using only her mouth. If she walks in the wrong direction she is sprayed with ketchup and mustard bottles.
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Pussy Golf
The girl places a plastic golf club into her pussy. She must swing the club and hit the golf ball without using her hands, and navigate the course (water hazards, sand traps, tree, etc). The girl who gets her ball into the hole with the least number of strokes wins.
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Pussy Poetry
Each girl is given a marker and a randomly selected sexual word. She is given one minute to write the word on a giant tablet using only the marker in her pussy. The girl with the most legible writing wins. (Judged by the host).
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Tongue n' Cheek
Each girl chooses their guy partner, and sticks her tongue in his ass. Whoever keeps their tongue in their partners ass the longest wins. Guys may fart if desired.
Have a good Games Evening folks!
Bunch
..of wankers.
I've always been under the impression that Security, Police and those of that ilk are a particular personality type. One that, generally, I don't like. This goes to reinforce that feeling.
"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who claims she was ordered by federal airport screeners to remove her nipple rings with pliers demanded an apology from the U.S. Transportation Security Administration on Thursday.
Mandi Hamlin, 37, also called for an investigation into the February 24 incident in Lubbock, Texas, saying that snickering male agents violated TSA policy by forcing her to remove the jewelry.
"I felt surprised, embarrassed, humiliated, scared and angry," Hamlin told reporters at the offices of her Los Angeles attorney, Gloria Allred.
"This situation was totally out of control. I will not sit quietly. No one deserves to be treated this way."
The TSA, a unit of the Department of Homeland Security that was set up after the September 11 attacks on the United States in 2001, said it was investigating the incident but that agents were trained to search people with piercings in "sensitive areas" with dignity and respect.
"TSA is well aware of terrorists' interest in hiding dangerous items in sensitive areas of the body, therefore we have a duty to the American public to resolve any alarm we discover," the agency said in a written statement.
The TSA said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents.
Allred said the incident began when Hamlin, who has a number of piercings, set off a hand-held metal detector and told a TSA officer that her nipple rings were the problem.
A small group of TSA officers gathered around Hamlin, Allred said, and told her she would have to remove the jewelry from her nipples if she wanted to board her flight.
Hamlin went behind a curtain and removed one of her nipple piercings but could not budge the other, tearfully telling the officers it could not be taken out without pliers, Allred said.
"As Ms. Hamlin struggled to remove the piercing behind the curtain, she could hear a growing number of predominantly male TSA officers snickering in the background," the attorney said.
Allred said TSA policy called for a pat-down under such circumstances but did not require the piercings to be removed."
I've always been under the impression that Security, Police and those of that ilk are a particular personality type. One that, generally, I don't like. This goes to reinforce that feeling.
"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who claims she was ordered by federal airport screeners to remove her nipple rings with pliers demanded an apology from the U.S. Transportation Security Administration on Thursday.
Mandi Hamlin, 37, also called for an investigation into the February 24 incident in Lubbock, Texas, saying that snickering male agents violated TSA policy by forcing her to remove the jewelry.
"I felt surprised, embarrassed, humiliated, scared and angry," Hamlin told reporters at the offices of her Los Angeles attorney, Gloria Allred.
"This situation was totally out of control. I will not sit quietly. No one deserves to be treated this way."
The TSA, a unit of the Department of Homeland Security that was set up after the September 11 attacks on the United States in 2001, said it was investigating the incident but that agents were trained to search people with piercings in "sensitive areas" with dignity and respect.
"TSA is well aware of terrorists' interest in hiding dangerous items in sensitive areas of the body, therefore we have a duty to the American public to resolve any alarm we discover," the agency said in a written statement.
The TSA said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents.
Allred said the incident began when Hamlin, who has a number of piercings, set off a hand-held metal detector and told a TSA officer that her nipple rings were the problem.
A small group of TSA officers gathered around Hamlin, Allred said, and told her she would have to remove the jewelry from her nipples if she wanted to board her flight.
Hamlin went behind a curtain and removed one of her nipple piercings but could not budge the other, tearfully telling the officers it could not be taken out without pliers, Allred said.
"As Ms. Hamlin struggled to remove the piercing behind the curtain, she could hear a growing number of predominantly male TSA officers snickering in the background," the attorney said.
Allred said TSA policy called for a pat-down under such circumstances but did not require the piercings to be removed."
Pregnant MAN
A man who was born a woman has claimed to be five months pregnant.Thomas Beatie, previously known as Tracy Langondino before deciding to take hormone therapy and live as a man, has announced he is expecting a baby daughter this summer.
But neighbours are dubious - and suspect the claim is a "hoax".
Mr Beatie says he has been met with derision by doctors - and family fears he would give birth to "a monster".
He describes himself as transgender and is legally married to his wife Nancy.
He now claims to be carrying a child in his stomach, a bulge that makes for quite a contrast with his flat chest and stubbly face.
After deciding she wanted to become a he, Mr Beatie opted for chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy.
"But I kept my reproductive rights," she revealed in an article for an LA magazine for the gay, bisexual and transgender community.
After the couple decided to try for a baby, he chose to carry the child because Nancy had received a hysterectomy after suffering severe endometriosis 20 years ago.
The pair decided on home insemination, while Mr Beatie was advised to stop taking his bimonthly testosterone injections.
This is supposedly the second time he has fallen pregnant - an ectopic pregnancy claimed the lives of three unborn triplets the first time.
Mr Beatie said: "When my brother found out about my loss, he said, 'It's a good thing that happened. Who knows what kind of monster it would have been?'"
He also told of medics who had refused to treat the couple, through feeling uncomfortable with "someone like me".
"Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive," he added.
But Mr Beatie said: "How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible.
"Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am."
This gives a whole new meaning to the saying 'Go fuck yourself!'
Thursday, 27 March 2008
Should
...I be proud or ashamed of having gleaned the largest comments section of the Blog so far?
Time to step up, contributing folks. Go find some weird and wonderful by tomorrow...
Listening to Stranger & Patsy :- When I call your name.
Time to step up, contributing folks. Go find some weird and wonderful by tomorrow...
Listening to Stranger & Patsy :- When I call your name.
Saturday, 22 March 2008
Killerbot
An Australian pensioner has reportedly killed himself after building a "suicide robot" from plans downloaded from the internet.
This robot is not so dangerous. (what? it just kills you?). The 81-year-old, from Queensland, set up the machine to remotely fire a semi-automatic pistol.
When he activated it, it fired several shots into his head.
The man, who lived alone, left a suicide note saying he was unhappy at being forced by relatives to move into care home.
Full details of how the machine worked have not been released.
The man explained in his notes that he set the machine up on his driveway as he knew there were builders next door, and they would be alerted by the sound of gunshot.
All right it's Saturday. I'm a shift worker for fucks sake!!!!
In
...response to our good friend Mr. Shife's post about the titles of various fetishes, I decided to link you to the worst I could find.
BE WARNED. THESE ARE GRAPHIC. DON'T WATCH THEN MOAN AND PISS AT ME. IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BE OFFENDED, DON'T CLICK THE LINKS! REMEMBER,
Emetophilia,coprophilia
Self mutilation
The now infamous 2 girls,1 cup
This guy is a real animal lover
If these don't make you say "WTF", I don't know what will.
BE WARNED. THESE ARE GRAPHIC. DON'T WATCH THEN MOAN AND PISS AT ME. IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BE OFFENDED, DON'T CLICK THE LINKS! REMEMBER,
Emetophilia,coprophilia
Self mutilation
The now infamous 2 girls,1 cup
This guy is a real animal lover
If these don't make you say "WTF", I don't know what will.
Friday, 21 March 2008
Disappointed with the freebie?
Ten chatty girlfriends dined at Joe Delucci's Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire. But apparently the service was slow and they complained loudly and
bitterly to the waiter. They complained even more when they saw the freebie on the bill ;-)
Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service!!!
For more details see http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/staffordshire/7253002.stm
bitterly to the waiter. They complained even more when they saw the freebie on the bill ;-)
Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service!!!
For more details see http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/staffordshire/7253002.stm
WTF DO WE VOTE FOR THESE PEOPLE? pt2
Japan has created an unusual government post, and named a perfect figure to the position: a cartoon robot cat.Doraemon accepts his new responsibilities.
Foreign Minister Masahiko Komura appointed the popular cartoon robot cat, called Doraemon, as an 'anime ambassador' on Wednesday, handing a human-sized Doraemon doll an official certificate at an inauguration ceremony, along with dozens of 'dorayaki' red bean pancakes - his favorite dessert - piled on a huge plate.
Komura told the doll, with an unidentified person inside, that he hoped he would widely promote Japanese anime cartoons.
'Doraemon, I hope you will travel around the world as an anime ambassador to deepen people's understanding of Japan so they will become friends with Japan,' Komura told the blue-and-white cat.
The appointment is part of Japan's recent effort to harness the power of pop culture in diplomacy.
Japan also created an International Manga Award last year under comic enthusiast former Foreign Minister Taro Aso, who likened it to a 'Nobel Prize' for an artist working abroad.
Manga, the name used for Japanese-syle comic books, often combine complex stories with drawing styles that differ from their overseas superhero counterparts, particularly in their emphasis on cuteness.
This year, the ministry plans to arrange showings of a Doraemon film in Singapore, China, Spain, France, and at other Japanese diplomatic missions around the world.
Doraemon - through voice actress Wasabi Mizuta, who spoke from behind a sliding paper screen - promised Komura that 'Through my cartoons, I hope to convey to people abroad what ordinary Japanese people think, our lifestyles and what kind of future we want to build.'
Created by cartoonist Fujiko F. Fujio, Doraemon is a Japanese cultural icon and is popular around the world, especially in Asia. The robotic cat travels back in time from the 22nd century and uses gadgets such as a time machine and an 'anywhere door' that come out of a fourth-dimensional pocket on his stomach to help his friends, allowing them to travel anywhere and to any time they wish.
Astro Boy, another cartoon icon, was named last November as ambassador for overseas safety.
which leads me to....
i rest my case!
Life on E-Bay
A man in Australia is auctioning his life - his house, his job, his clothes and his friends - on eBay, after his marriage broke up, saying he wants to start a new life.
'It's time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,' Ian Usher, 44, from Perth, told Australian television on Tuesday.
Usher said he was auctioning his life as 'a package' with his house in Perth valued at around £195,000 (A$420,000).
RELATED ITEMS
'Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!,' reads his Web site alife4sale.com, which has a link to eBay for bidders.
Usher said his life auction, which starts on June 22, included not only his house, a car, a motorbike, a jet ski and a spa, but also an introduction to 'great friends' and - best of all - a job at a rug shop in Perth for a trial two-week period.
Got to watch this one and see how much he gets for his life!
'It's time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,' Ian Usher, 44, from Perth, told Australian television on Tuesday.
Usher said he was auctioning his life as 'a package' with his house in Perth valued at around £195,000 (A$420,000).
RELATED ITEMS
'Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!,' reads his Web site alife4sale.com, which has a link to eBay for bidders.
Usher said his life auction, which starts on June 22, included not only his house, a car, a motorbike, a jet ski and a spa, but also an introduction to 'great friends' and - best of all - a job at a rug shop in Perth for a trial two-week period.
Got to watch this one and see how much he gets for his life!
Hurlum turdum...
Long story short: "A British businessman fed up with being targeted by vandals has installed a 30-foot Roman-style catapult on the premises to hurl bucket loads of chicken manure at vandals attacking his rural offices."
For details see http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/03/beyond-thunderd.html
For details see http://www.bookofjoe.com/2008/03/beyond-thunderd.html
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