Bored on a Friday? WTF? Let's play some games. I can recommend er.... some of them.
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3 Blind Skanks
3 guys are blind folded. Their hands are taped together with one girl using bondage tape. Each girl must lead these 3 blind guys to a doggy bowl where she must pickup 3 doggie bones using her mouth and place them in each guys' mouth. She must then race back to the start and drop off all 3 bones. The quickest time wins.
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Cirque De Dick
The girls must hang upside down and give a blow job to her male partner while being timed. The last girl standing wins.
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Cunt Stretching
Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can't handle it anymore. The largest number wins.
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Flour Puff
This is good old fashion girl on girl wrestling in a mud pit, except that we've replaced mud with flour and water. Each girl wrestles the other two girls in two matches. The girl who wins the matches wins the game.
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Hot Sauce Blowjob
Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy's dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)
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How Deep Can You Go?
Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her pussy as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins. In the event of a tie, the girl must deep throat the dildo as far as she can. The deepest wins.
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Pin the Penis on the Guy
Each girl is blindfolded and spun around 3 times. She must find the guy and put a condom on his penis using only her mouth. If she walks in the wrong direction she is sprayed with ketchup and mustard bottles.
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Pussy Golf
The girl places a plastic golf club into her pussy. She must swing the club and hit the golf ball without using her hands, and navigate the course (water hazards, sand traps, tree, etc). The girl who gets her ball into the hole with the least number of strokes wins.
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Pussy Poetry
Each girl is given a marker and a randomly selected sexual word. She is given one minute to write the word on a giant tablet using only the marker in her pussy. The girl with the most legible writing wins. (Judged by the host).
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Tongue n' Cheek
Each girl chooses their guy partner, and sticks her tongue in his ass. Whoever keeps their tongue in their partners ass the longest wins. Guys may fart if desired.
Have a good Games Evening folks!
Friday, 28 March 2008
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6 comments:
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Lets not degrade into a porn blog please. Cappy, where did YOU originally want this blog to go?
omg..
no
I'm so not competitive
not here thats for sure!
enough already.
inners. I think you're in trouble...
no change there then ;-)
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