Dumb criminals ;-)

Still in Australia :
Two armed robbers targeted a Sydney bar on the wrong night ;-)
The men stormed the bar brandishing machetes and wearing balaclavas -
unaware that 50 bikers were in there, (Stu asks: despite there being 50 bikes parked on the street?)
To cut a painful story short, one was caught after trying to escape through a back door. He was later treated in hospital for minor injuries.
The other man ran off bruised but was arrested by police in a street nearby. They were still armed!

Police said they "looked like a good fish dinner; well battered ;-)"