Sorry haven't had much "WTF" to share lately. I thought this was good for a laugh.
Friday, 14 November 2008
Thursday, 13 November 2008
A woman has been charged over an epic drinking session where she apparently stole drinks, stripped naked, kicked and bit police and flooded her cell.Lori Brutsche-Ely, was arrested on Halloween night after reports that she was stealing beer from customers in a nightclub.
She also exposed herself to a band playing at the venue, picked fights and refused to leave, claim police.
When police found her she was completely naked and was shouting at security guards outside the Mint nightclub, the US newspaper Idaho Mountain Express reported.
She allegedly kicked a security guard in the groin and later attacked a police officer.
One victim is reported as saying: "We were still trying to control the female when I felt pain in my left shoulder.
"I looked and observed the woman biting me."
When in jail police said she trashed a sprinkler, flooding the cell and attacked and bit a prison officer.
Sounds like one hell of a night. Fortunately the officer had a tetanus shot, and Brutsche-Ely had this wonderful picture taken.
Smile!
One victim is reported as saying: "We were still trying to control the female when I felt pain in my left shoulder.
"I looked and observed the woman biting me."
When in jail police said she trashed a sprinkler, flooding the cell and attacked and bit a prison officer.
Sounds like one hell of a night. Fortunately the officer had a tetanus shot, and Brutsche-Ely had this wonderful picture taken.
Smile!
Friday, 7 November 2008
Saturday, 25 October 2008
WTF? Another suitable name ;-)
Sometimes people have names very fitting to their situation.
How about this banker ?
Friday, 10 October 2008
Friday, 3 October 2008
Thursday, 2 October 2008
OW, OW, OW!!!! MY HAT IS RAISED TO YOU SIR!!
ok, a day early, but i wanted to be the one to post this story!
and it's up on my webpage too, i was that impressed!
the thought, "only in england" was the first to come to mind.
here 'tis
A man who sliced his arm off in a freak chainsaw accident calmly knocked on his next door neighbour's door and said: "Please help, I've just cut my arm off,".
John Stirling is believed to have been cutting a tree when his chainsaw slipped and cut his arm off below the elbow in Telscombe Cliffs, near Brighton, East Sussex, yesterday morning.
His neighbour, Steve Francis, told how Mr Stirling turned up on his doorstep after the accident. Mr Francis said he placed the arm in a bag containing frozen pastries to help keep the limb cold.
Mr Francis, 49, told the Brighton Argus: "He wasn't screaming, he was as relaxed as can be. I didn't realise anything was wrong until I looked down and saw his arm missing.
"I ran inside to call the ambulance and he sat outside on a stool. I came out and tied his arm up with a belt and towels. The ambulance people talked me through it.
"But through it all he sat there talking away like it was normal. When the ambulance came they put him on a stretcher and asked where the arm was.
"The paramedics were working on him so I went up the road and put it in a plastic Tesco shopping bag. I then put it in another bag with frozen pastries in to keep it cold.
"Then I gave the bag to one of the paramedics and they took it to hospital in the ambulance. He's a brave man, I'll give him that. I couldn't believe he didn't faint."
Mr Stirling was taken to the Royal Sussex County Hospital in Brighton before being transferred to the Queen Victoria Hospital in East Grinstead, West Sussex.
He underwent 14 hours of specialist emergency surgery last night and a spokesman at the hospital today described him as being "very well".
The spokesman added: "He is comfortable and the early indications are that the procedure went well."
A spokeswoman for South East Coast Ambulance Service confirmed that crews attended Ambleside Avenue, Telscombe Cliffs, at 11.14am yesterday.
She said: "It was a traumatic injury which caused a lower arm amputation."
A spokesman for the Queen Victoria Hospital in East Grinstead said the lengthy surgery involved trying to reattach the limb.
"It is early days but we are hopeful it has been a success," he said.
ouch!
and it's up on my webpage too, i was that impressed!
the thought, "only in england" was the first to come to mind.
here 'tis
A man who sliced his arm off in a freak chainsaw accident calmly knocked on his next door neighbour's door and said: "Please help, I've just cut my arm off,".
John Stirling is believed to have been cutting a tree when his chainsaw slipped and cut his arm off below the elbow in Telscombe Cliffs, near Brighton, East Sussex, yesterday morning.
His neighbour, Steve Francis, told how Mr Stirling turned up on his doorstep after the accident. Mr Francis said he placed the arm in a bag containing frozen pastries to help keep the limb cold.
Mr Francis, 49, told the Brighton Argus: "He wasn't screaming, he was as relaxed as can be. I didn't realise anything was wrong until I looked down and saw his arm missing.
"I ran inside to call the ambulance and he sat outside on a stool. I came out and tied his arm up with a belt and towels. The ambulance people talked me through it.
"But through it all he sat there talking away like it was normal. When the ambulance came they put him on a stretcher and asked where the arm was.
"The paramedics were working on him so I went up the road and put it in a plastic Tesco shopping bag. I then put it in another bag with frozen pastries in to keep it cold.
"Then I gave the bag to one of the paramedics and they took it to hospital in the ambulance. He's a brave man, I'll give him that. I couldn't believe he didn't faint."
Mr Stirling was taken to the Royal Sussex County Hospital in Brighton before being transferred to the Queen Victoria Hospital in East Grinstead, West Sussex.
He underwent 14 hours of specialist emergency surgery last night and a spokesman at the hospital today described him as being "very well".
The spokesman added: "He is comfortable and the early indications are that the procedure went well."
A spokeswoman for South East Coast Ambulance Service confirmed that crews attended Ambleside Avenue, Telscombe Cliffs, at 11.14am yesterday.
She said: "It was a traumatic injury which caused a lower arm amputation."
A spokesman for the Queen Victoria Hospital in East Grinstead said the lengthy surgery involved trying to reattach the limb.
"It is early days but we are hopeful it has been a success," he said.
ouch!
Friday, 26 September 2008
FOOD TO BLOW?
A pack of hotdogs posed such a threat at a stadium in Philadelphia that the whole building had to be evacuated.
Fans enjoying the match at the Citizens Bank Park had to be rushed out during the game when several suspicious packages wrapped tightly in duct tape were found outside of the buildings ticket office.
A bomb squad was called and discovered that the boxes were full of hotdogs.
However, officials didn't want to take any chances, and the hotdogs were detonated.
A police official investigating the incident said: "It was clear from when we looked at it at first glance and when you looked at the debris afterwards, there was packaging and duct tape; I don't see many hot dogs sold here with duct tape. We just did what we felt was appropriate
Fans enjoying the match at the Citizens Bank Park had to be rushed out during the game when several suspicious packages wrapped tightly in duct tape were found outside of the buildings ticket office.
A bomb squad was called and discovered that the boxes were full of hotdogs.
However, officials didn't want to take any chances, and the hotdogs were detonated.
A police official investigating the incident said: "It was clear from when we looked at it at first glance and when you looked at the debris afterwards, there was packaging and duct tape; I don't see many hot dogs sold here with duct tape. We just did what we felt was appropriate
Friday, 19 September 2008
Saturday, 13 September 2008
Look it's nearly Friday all right!!!
Being pissed I missed the cut off. Gimme a break!!! This is the closest I've got to Friday for fucking ages....
How do you fuck a tree without getting splinters?
How do you fuck a tree without getting splinters?
Thursday, 11 September 2008
For Sale: Michael Jackson's Undies
I saw this on the news yesterday morning, and I just thought it was bizarre! Who the hell would want... oh nevermind, asking "why" in this day and age just doesn't seem to do any good. Let's just "LOL". ;) [and it's close enough to Friday for me]
Michael Jackson's Underwear Going Up For Auction On Ebay | AHN | September 11, 2008
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Michael Jackson's Underwear Going Up For Auction On Ebay | AHN | September 11, 2008
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Sunday, 7 September 2008
ok it's Sunday but WTF?
In a statement from Iraq a British officer admitted ammunition was at a premium but insisted troops would improvise as required.....
Sunday, 31 August 2008
Plane overbooked? ;-)
Oz airlines alledgedly are renowned for employing a high percentage of homosexuals.
That having been said, you need to go read
Friday, 29 August 2008
Saturday, 23 August 2008
Kinda Heavy
A Texas woman is accused of killing her two-year-old nephew but prosecutors do not yet know how to get her to jail and court - because she weighs nearly HALF A TON !
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, from La Jola, Texas, is bedridden and weighs nearly 1,000lbs.
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, from La Jola, Texas, is bedridden and weighs nearly 1,000lbs.
But she cannot get through her front door to be taken to jail and, later, court.
----------------------------------------------------
Her excuse? She "slipped and fell on him". WTF?
Friday, 22 August 2008
FUCKING ROCKERS......*
AC/DC 'leaked song' shocker. (courtesy of classic rock's website)
"The Clog is indebted to the Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles website for alerting us to the following report from Andrew Ramadge at News.com.au:
Perhaps driven insane by an eight-year wait for new material, die-hard AC/DC fans have sunk to a hilarious new low in rock and roll fandom.
In the same week that songs from U2's upcoming album were leaked online, fans of the Australian heavy metal pioneers have given the world a preview of AC/DC's new single Rock 'N' Roll Train – played on air guitar.
Fans who attended a film-clip shoot in London last week were among the first in the world to hear the new song and, instead of leaking an unauthorised recording, have set about recreating it themselves on YouTube.
One video shows a fan dressed as Brian Johnson singing Rock 'N' Roll Train in his bedroom. Another clip features a fan 'singing' the song's main guitar riff in a series of 'nah, nah, nah' noises.
Yet another clip shows a fan playing the song on guitar, after having the riff described to him by a friend who was at the film shoot.
Rock 'N' Roll Train' is the first single from AC/DC's new album Black Ice, set to be released in October.
Last week four songs from the upcoming U2 album, rumoured to be titled No Line On The Horizon, were leaked on YouTube and then taken down.
Rather than the usual culprits, such as advance album copies and industry insiders, the source of the leak was apparently Bono himself. A fan walking past the U2's singer's villa in southern France noticed the album was playing and stopped to record it on a mobile phone.
But back to AC/DC.
You can watch a curious Italian chap (at least we think he's Italian) trying to emulate 'Beano' Johnson here.
And you can listen to an even more curious northern bloke attempting to sing Rock 'N' Roll Train (and, er, speculate what the lyrics are about) here.
Mad, innit?!"
*i must admit a passion for AC/DC how else do you think i came across this tale?
"The Clog is indebted to the Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles website for alerting us to the following report from Andrew Ramadge at News.com.au:
Perhaps driven insane by an eight-year wait for new material, die-hard AC/DC fans have sunk to a hilarious new low in rock and roll fandom.
In the same week that songs from U2's upcoming album were leaked online, fans of the Australian heavy metal pioneers have given the world a preview of AC/DC's new single Rock 'N' Roll Train – played on air guitar.
Fans who attended a film-clip shoot in London last week were among the first in the world to hear the new song and, instead of leaking an unauthorised recording, have set about recreating it themselves on YouTube.
One video shows a fan dressed as Brian Johnson singing Rock 'N' Roll Train in his bedroom. Another clip features a fan 'singing' the song's main guitar riff in a series of 'nah, nah, nah' noises.
Yet another clip shows a fan playing the song on guitar, after having the riff described to him by a friend who was at the film shoot.
Rock 'N' Roll Train' is the first single from AC/DC's new album Black Ice, set to be released in October.
Last week four songs from the upcoming U2 album, rumoured to be titled No Line On The Horizon, were leaked on YouTube and then taken down.
Rather than the usual culprits, such as advance album copies and industry insiders, the source of the leak was apparently Bono himself. A fan walking past the U2's singer's villa in southern France noticed the album was playing and stopped to record it on a mobile phone.
But back to AC/DC.
You can watch a curious Italian chap (at least we think he's Italian) trying to emulate 'Beano' Johnson here.
And you can listen to an even more curious northern bloke attempting to sing Rock 'N' Roll Train (and, er, speculate what the lyrics are about) here.
Mad, innit?!"
*i must admit a passion for AC/DC how else do you think i came across this tale?
Thursday, 14 August 2008
WTF? AMERICAN IDIOT!
An Ohio man with a hatred of paper money slapped down $8,000 in coins at a car dealership to buy a Chevrolet pick-up - then paid the rest by cheque.
James Jones, 70, produced 16 coffee cans full of coins to buy his new Chevrolet Silverado in Cincinnati and staff spent 90 minutes counting it.
But his coin hoard only covered half of the $16,000 (£8,500) price tag.
The man's son said the most amazing thing for him was his father deciding to replace his 1981 pick-up at all.
As far back as he could remember, Dennis Jones told the Cincinnati Enquirer, his father had always had coins.
“He gave me lunch money in coins and each time he ever gave me money it was in coins,” he recalled.
Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins
James Jones
“I am amazed that we were able to talk him into buying a new truck, because he is pretty tight with his money.”
According to the paper, James Jones walked into the Jake Sweeney dealership, plunked down his cans and said: “I want that Chevy truck.”
"In my 19 years in this business I have never seen anything like this,” said Biff Arnold, finance manager for Jake Sweeney.
“I have seen many buyers come in with a lot of cash money, but never this much money in coins.”
Salesman David Crisswell said the coins included "dimes, quarters, half-dollars, silver and Susan B Anthony dollars".
The new owner of the Chevy says he does not trust banks or paper money.
“Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins," the retired engineer pointed out.
"I bought four or five rolls of coins each month. I don't know how long it took me to save this amount, probably all my life.”
James Jones, 70, produced 16 coffee cans full of coins to buy his new Chevrolet Silverado in Cincinnati and staff spent 90 minutes counting it.
But his coin hoard only covered half of the $16,000 (£8,500) price tag.
The man's son said the most amazing thing for him was his father deciding to replace his 1981 pick-up at all.
As far back as he could remember, Dennis Jones told the Cincinnati Enquirer, his father had always had coins.
“He gave me lunch money in coins and each time he ever gave me money it was in coins,” he recalled.
Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins
James Jones
“I am amazed that we were able to talk him into buying a new truck, because he is pretty tight with his money.”
According to the paper, James Jones walked into the Jake Sweeney dealership, plunked down his cans and said: “I want that Chevy truck.”
"In my 19 years in this business I have never seen anything like this,” said Biff Arnold, finance manager for Jake Sweeney.
“I have seen many buyers come in with a lot of cash money, but never this much money in coins.”
Salesman David Crisswell said the coins included "dimes, quarters, half-dollars, silver and Susan B Anthony dollars".
The new owner of the Chevy says he does not trust banks or paper money.
“Paper money will burn, but it is hard to damage coins," the retired engineer pointed out.
"I bought four or five rolls of coins each month. I don't know how long it took me to save this amount, probably all my life.”
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