Toddlers Can No Longer Marry In Arkansas

Sometimes lawmakers just give us all a giggle.
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FUCK OFF AND SLEEP IN A BOX ON THE EMBANKMENT YOU SCROUNGING CUNTS!

"John and Louise Nickels who won £100,000 on a scratchcard in 2006 are asking for housing benefits to help pay their council tax. When the couple from London won the money they owed £11,000 in arrears in council tax and rent, which they paid. Their benefits were stopped but they still received incapacity benefit of £90 a week - their rent is £80 a week so they say they haven't enough to live on. John has a frozen shoulder and plans to soon return to work while Louise is waiting on an hip operation. In February they ran out of money after spending it on a £22,000 caravan which is now worth £6,500. It is currently up for sale as the council expect them to sell it. They also went on holiday a couple of times and bought a second-hand Ford Mondeo second hand for £16,000. They claim they have no money left and need extra benefits to survive."

this pair of fuckwits were on GMTV this week, pleading innocence.

what it doesn't tell you here is that they have £47,000 that they cannot account for. they say it was spent on "day to day things".

READ THAT AGAIN.

£47,000. FORTY. SEVEN. THOUSAND!

on day to day stuff? fuck. off.

when they spoke to the guy from the council, he pointed out that the average income in their area was £10,000 a year.

and that they won ten times that. and cannot account for four times that.

the guy on telly asked what they were doing with their caravan, and the fat waster says " we're selling it, but at a loss, it's lost about 7-8 grand" of course it has! it's a static fucking caravan!

and what council in their right mind will give money to a couple who have frittered away £100,000, and when they won it already owed around £8000 in arrears? like they'd ever see it again?

instead of wasting it, why the fuck didn't they offer to buy the council flat?

nah, lets buy a £22 grand caravan, and a SECOND HAND car!

fat lazy fucking stupid fuckers!

in the states i guess they'd be white trash!

got to go

now, i'm ready to hit the screen!

watch the cretins here! GMTV clip

ALSO....WTF? YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A MOTHER? SHAME ON YOU.

THIS IS SOMETHING I PUT UP ON A FORUM.

i've spent the whole week skipping around and saying "told you so".

anyone who heard her call to the police, and saw her on telly must have known she was lying!

if my kid had been missing for that long i'd be knocking on every feckin door myself, not standing outside my house having my picture taken.

when she finally got to see her daughter, she asked if she wanted to "come home with mummy?". the kid said "no, not ever again". that for me speaks volumes! and the step dad has been arrested for having child pron on his computer!!!!! where to begin?

now it turns out that some "family members" were trying to skank money from the madeline appeal!! (biding my time on the "told you so dance" with that tale!) lock her up. sterilise her. throw the key away. people like her don't deserve kids.

A GOOD FREIND ADDED;

What really pisses me off about the whole Matthews saga is, Mother has spent the best part of 15 years laid on her back with her legs wide apart welcoming allcomers. Stepdad doesn't look as though he has two brain cells to rub together, and although I don't know for sure I bet neither of them have had gianful employment in their sorry little lives. So how the f*ck can they have Sky multi room at a cost of £30-45 per month, internet access at around £15 per month and wear designer CHAV clobber everytime you see them on the TV. If I sound bitter it's cos I f*ckin am. I have worked all my life so has my wife apart from time off to raise our 2 kids, both have well paid jobs and am disgusted at the amount of tax handed over to Mr Brown to pass on to scrotes like The Matthews to keep them in the fashion to which they have no right to be accustomed. Plus to top it all if and hopefully when they get sent down we sill still be keeping the sponging bastards, plus the extra cost of foster families for the remaining kids. Makes my blood boil.

YUP MATE, MINE TOO. ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY I BET!

FOR THE BENIFIT OF OUR FOREIGN COUSINS..... LINKY

Yes, it's a Beachcraft ;-)

Catshit Coffee!

LONDON, England (CNN) -- A London department store has started selling coffee for $100 a shot.

If the price sounds unappealing, shoppers also have to overcome the unusual method of cultivation, which sees the coffee beans harvested from the feces of an Indonesian jungle cat.

Even so, the Peter Jones store says the luxury blend -- called Caffé Raro -- is one of the world's rarest and most premium coffees.

Made by the Italian company De Longhi, Caffé Raro combines Jamaican Blue Mountain and Kupi Luwak, two extremely rare coffees.

The beans of Kupi Luwak are harvested after being ingested by civet cats, and only about 260 kilos (about 573 pounds) of the coffee is produced each year.

"The cats select the best beans to chew. It's rather like a natural filtering process," said Carie Barkhuzen, a spokeswoman for the upmarket store in London's upmarket Sloane Square.
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Some people have more money than sense!

Sorry

...its late, but I've been busy. I think it's worht it though.
This from my friend Liam in Australia.

Woman buckles up beer but not kid

You know that one time you thought you buckled your child in their car seat only to realize in horror later you hadn't actually latched the belt, you were on autopilot and somehow forgot that step and you still feel horrible about it? Well, you're fine.

A woman in Florida was arrested after police stopped her for running a red light and discovered that while the case of beer in the passenger side of the car was safely belted in, the sixteen month old girl in the back seat was not.

After finding a couple of metal pipes commonly used for smoking drugs in the driver's purse, she was arrested and charged with driving under the influence, child abuse, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving without a license.

What I don't understand is why the girl's mother, who was sitting in the back seat with the toddler while her drunk/high friend drove, wasn't charged with anything. Anyone have an idea?

LHR, Terminal 5 . . .

As you may have read, chaos reigns at London Heathrow airport.
Not (just) because 4D works there, 
but the new terminal 5 is screwed up. 

In particular, there are over 15000 bags lying around there,
separated from their owners.
In an attempt to get the bags back to their rightful owners,
they are being driven across 
Europe by the lorryload to Milan.
There they are sorted, and then flown from Milan to their home addresses.
So far so good.

But one set of bags  belongs to a man from Iceland. 
Now there isn't a direct flight from 
Milan to Reyjkavik,
so they forwarded the bags indirectly.

wait for it. wait for it.

via Heathrow ;-)

A nappy bomb?

A two-year-old boy was briefly banned from boarding a Turkey-bound flight in the United Arab Emirates after his name appeared on a list of wanted suspects, a newspaper reported on Saturday.

Emirates Today said the boy's passport details, including the date of birth, matched those in an arrest warrant. The reason for the mix-up was not known.

'While going through the passport checking procedures to get on board, one of the officers on duty said they wanted to take Suhail,' Emirates Today quoted the boy's father, Abdullah Mohamed Saleh, as saying.

'I thought he was kidding me and said "Take him if you want",' he said. 'He showed me a print-out of a document that said Suhail was wanted and there was an arrest warrant for him.'

Officials said they would investigate the incident, the paper reported.

Everywhere There's Signs

Happy WTF Friday everyone!

For sale ;-)

WTF? POOR WAGNER

sorry, this is early, but i will be at work tonight and couldn't wait to pass this on! i read it this morning and haven't stopped chuckling yet!

ARE YOU SURE THATS A BOOK REVIEW? EEEUW!

N.B. scroll down & read the comments.

A bitch in the shower

Allright! I know it's Tuesday. Tuesday? I think. I'm a shift worker so I want special dispensation 'cause I forget when it's Friday......


BREMERTON, Wash. - A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together.

A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.

The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.

The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.

The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000.

He should have had a pussy in the shower instead eh? ;-)

OK

..I've set it up.

Welcome to Sick Sunday, the place where the depraved and deviant go when it's just too much for WTF Friday.
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Magic Spelling Quilt

Here's how to use the spelling quilt : Choose any NUMBER on the quilt. Spell it out, using the LETTERS on the quilt. You should ADD the numbers on the white squares as you spell. And you should SUBTRACT the numbers on the black squares as you spell. The result will be the chosen number you first thought of ;-)

PS: This one only works in English. Your contributions of quilts for other languages are welcome.

New accessories for the Grill season

New accessories for the Grill season ;-)

Recycling not always a good idea ;-)

Recycling is not always a good idea ;-)

WTF ARE YOU DOING?

NO MORE PORN PLEASE!

this is not what this site was started for.

so please, no more. it's for the weird and wonderful.

not the depraved and deviant!

thank you.

WTF Friday Games Night

Bored on a Friday? WTF? Let's play some games. I can recommend er.... some of them.


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3 Blind Skanks
3 guys are blind folded. Their hands are taped together with one girl using bondage tape. Each girl must lead these 3 blind guys to a doggy bowl where she must pickup 3 doggie bones using her mouth and place them in each guys' mouth. She must then race back to the start and drop off all 3 bones. The quickest time wins.




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Cirque De Dick
The girls must hang upside down and give a blow job to her male partner while being timed. The last girl standing wins.




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Cunt Stretching
Girls take markers and insert them one by one until their pussies can't handle it anymore. The largest number wins.



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Flour Puff
This is good old fashion girl on girl wrestling in a mud pit, except that we've replaced mud with flour and water. Each girl wrestles the other two girls in two matches. The girl who wins the matches wins the game.




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Hot Sauce Blowjob
Each girl must roll a dice to determine how many spoons of hot sauce will be placed on the guy's dick. She will then give a blowjob for one minute. The girl who gives the guy with the stiffest boner at the end of the 1 minute wins. (Judged by the host)




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How Deep Can You Go?
Each girl will take a 2 foot Double-Sided Dildo and insert it into her pussy as far as she can. The girl who can insert it the deepest wins. In the event of a tie, the girl must deep throat the dildo as far as she can. The deepest wins.



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Pin the Penis on the Guy
Each girl is blindfolded and spun around 3 times. She must find the guy and put a condom on his penis using only her mouth. If she walks in the wrong direction she is sprayed with ketchup and mustard bottles.



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Pussy Golf
The girl places a plastic golf club into her pussy. She must swing the club and hit the golf ball without using her hands, and navigate the course (water hazards, sand traps, tree, etc). The girl who gets her ball into the hole with the least number of strokes wins.



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Pussy Poetry
Each girl is given a marker and a randomly selected sexual word. She is given one minute to write the word on a giant tablet using only the marker in her pussy. The girl with the most legible writing wins. (Judged by the host).




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Tongue n' Cheek
Each girl chooses their guy partner, and sticks her tongue in his ass. Whoever keeps their tongue in their partners ass the longest wins. Guys may fart if desired.


Have a good Games Evening folks!

Bunch

..of wankers.
I've always been under the impression that Security, Police and those of that ilk are a particular personality type. One that, generally, I don't like. This goes to reinforce that feeling.

"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who claims she was ordered by federal airport screeners to remove her nipple rings with pliers demanded an apology from the U.S. Transportation Security Administration on Thursday.

Mandi Hamlin, 37, also called for an investigation into the February 24 incident in Lubbock, Texas, saying that snickering male agents violated TSA policy by forcing her to remove the jewelry.

"I felt surprised, embarrassed, humiliated, scared and angry," Hamlin told reporters at the offices of her Los Angeles attorney, Gloria Allred.

"This situation was totally out of control. I will not sit quietly. No one deserves to be treated this way."

The TSA, a unit of the Department of Homeland Security that was set up after the September 11 attacks on the United States in 2001, said it was investigating the incident but that agents were trained to search people with piercings in "sensitive areas" with dignity and respect.

"TSA is well aware of terrorists' interest in hiding dangerous items in sensitive areas of the body, therefore we have a duty to the American public to resolve any alarm we discover," the agency said in a written statement.

The TSA said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents.

Allred said the incident began when Hamlin, who has a number of piercings, set off a hand-held metal detector and told a TSA officer that her nipple rings were the problem.

A small group of TSA officers gathered around Hamlin, Allred said, and told her she would have to remove the jewelry from her nipples if she wanted to board her flight.

Hamlin went behind a curtain and removed one of her nipple piercings but could not budge the other, tearfully telling the officers it could not be taken out without pliers, Allred said.

"As Ms. Hamlin struggled to remove the piercing behind the curtain, she could hear a growing number of predominantly male TSA officers snickering in the background," the attorney said.

Allred said TSA policy called for a pat-down under such circumstances but did not require the piercings to be removed."