Sunday, 8 February 2009
Friday, 6 February 2009
Friday, 30 January 2009
Thursday, 29 January 2009
Friday, 23 January 2009
most stupid thieves of the year
See the most stupid thieves of the year at :-
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=KxolDDBoPu0
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=KxolDDBoPu0
Strine fun & pun ;-)
Quoting CNN :-
"(CNN) -- Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.
The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.
It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."
Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.
"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said"
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Get that last line " A man unda a dress" ;-)
"(CNN) -- Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.
The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.
It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."
Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.
"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said"
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Get that last line " A man unda a dress" ;-)
Thursday, 15 January 2009
Friday, 12 December 2008
Potted the pink ?
Gives a (w)hole new meaning to the term 'casting couch' ;-)
Meanwhile, playing on my iPod, Pink ;-)
Saturday, 29 November 2008
Friday, 28 November 2008
Man Beheads Himself With Chainsaw
David Phyall, 50, used string to tie the Black & Decker power tool to a leg of a snooker table in his sitting room.
He then taped up the on button and plugged it into a timer, Winchester Coroner's Court was told.
Mr Phyall, who had had a small amount to drink but had not taken any drugs, then lay face up under the snooker table and put the chainsaw against his neck.
He used a piece of the tool's cardboard box to cushion the blades from his neck and then set the timer - usually used to turn lights on and off - to start up the chainsaw for 15 minutes.
When it started, it sliced three-quarters through his neck and into his right shoulder, only stopping when his T-shirt was dragged into the blades.
More details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Chainsaw-Death-Suicide-Verdict-Recorded-Over-Irrational-Opposition-To-Repossession/Article/200811315155293?lpos=UK_News_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15155293_Chainsaw_Death%3A_Suicide_Verdict_Recorded_Over_Irrational_Opposition_To_Repossession
He then taped up the on button and plugged it into a timer, Winchester Coroner's Court was told.
Mr Phyall, who had had a small amount to drink but had not taken any drugs, then lay face up under the snooker table and put the chainsaw against his neck.
He used a piece of the tool's cardboard box to cushion the blades from his neck and then set the timer - usually used to turn lights on and off - to start up the chainsaw for 15 minutes.
When it started, it sliced three-quarters through his neck and into his right shoulder, only stopping when his T-shirt was dragged into the blades.
More details here :-
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Chainsaw-Death-Suicide-Verdict-Recorded-Over-Irrational-Opposition-To-Repossession/Article/200811315155293?lpos=UK_News_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_6&lid=ARTICLE_15155293_Chainsaw_Death%3A_Suicide_Verdict_Recorded_Over_Irrational_Opposition_To_Repossession
Thursday, 27 November 2008
Monday, 24 November 2008
Thursday, 20 November 2008
Penis consumed by flesh-eating bacteria :-(
Washington state (USA) has agreed to pay $300,000 to an ex-prison inmate whose penis was consumed by a flesh-eating bacteria while he was behind bars....(background music from Psycho!!!!).....ok.
Charlie Manning told The Seattle Times Monday he will have $115,000 left after paying attorney's fees arising from his lawsuit and other bills. He expects to get the money this week.
"It's been a nightmare," Manning said. "I figured I should settle for what I could get because I just want it behind me. It's unreal. It's like something from Mars."
Manning, 61, was serving a 13-month sentence for a drunken fight when he became ill. The prison doctor wrongly diagnosed his symptoms as an allergic reaction to medication. It turned out he had necrotizing fasciitis and the bacteria destroyed his penis and one testicle.
Source: [UPI]
Charlie Manning told The Seattle Times Monday he will have $115,000 left after paying attorney's fees arising from his lawsuit and other bills. He expects to get the money this week.
"It's been a nightmare," Manning said. "I figured I should settle for what I could get because I just want it behind me. It's unreal. It's like something from Mars."
Manning, 61, was serving a 13-month sentence for a drunken fight when he became ill. The prison doctor wrongly diagnosed his symptoms as an allergic reaction to medication. It turned out he had necrotizing fasciitis and the bacteria destroyed his penis and one testicle.
Source: [UPI]
Friday, 14 November 2008
Thursday, 13 November 2008
A woman has been charged over an epic drinking session where she apparently stole drinks, stripped naked, kicked and bit police and flooded her cell.Lori Brutsche-Ely, was arrested on Halloween night after reports that she was stealing beer from customers in a nightclub.
She also exposed herself to a band playing at the venue, picked fights and refused to leave, claim police.
When police found her she was completely naked and was shouting at security guards outside the Mint nightclub, the US newspaper Idaho Mountain Express reported.
She allegedly kicked a security guard in the groin and later attacked a police officer.
One victim is reported as saying: "We were still trying to control the female when I felt pain in my left shoulder.
"I looked and observed the woman biting me."
When in jail police said she trashed a sprinkler, flooding the cell and attacked and bit a prison officer.
Sounds like one hell of a night. Fortunately the officer had a tetanus shot, and Brutsche-Ely had this wonderful picture taken.
Smile!
One victim is reported as saying: "We were still trying to control the female when I felt pain in my left shoulder.
"I looked and observed the woman biting me."
When in jail police said she trashed a sprinkler, flooding the cell and attacked and bit a prison officer.
Sounds like one hell of a night. Fortunately the officer had a tetanus shot, and Brutsche-Ely had this wonderful picture taken.
Smile!
Friday, 7 November 2008
Saturday, 25 October 2008
WTF? Another suitable name ;-)
Sometimes people have names very fitting to their situation.
How about this banker ?
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