WTF FRIDAY

Friday, 16 May 2008

Bilingual Olympic Signs ;-)

Some of the chinese signs for the olympics this year have hilarious colloquial translations :-)

Those Dirty Minded Christians!

They're at it again... I think they have too much time on their hands. We all know that sex sells, and that there are subliminal sexual innuendo in many logos and graphics, but for the Christian groups to have nothing better to do than pick on Starbuck's, It sort of says something about where their head is at, doesn't it??

A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo.

Geez, get your minds out of the gutter and go back to prayer meeting guys!! :)

Cheers! . . . .WTF!!!

just don't clink your glasses too hard, folks....

AND THEY CALL IT PUUPY LOVE

Two German Shepherd dogs have been taken into care after their owner was accused of sexually assaulting them.
The two pets were allegedly "repeatedly" abused by the man, who lived with his mother.
Animal wardens took possession of the dogs following complaints.
They have asked a judge to give them permanent custody of the dogs.
Palm Beach attorney Shannon Fox said the man had repeatedly performed sexual acts with the animals.
But he may escape prosecution because bestiality is not a crime in his home state of Florida.
Earlier this year, Florida Senator Nan Rich tried to pass a law stopping people from "knowingly" committing bestiality or allowing others to.
But so far its progress through has been slow.
She said: "I think people are just uncomfortable with the subject matter.
"It's just unfortunate that there's just not more ways to prosecute these atrocious acts, because there is so much evidence they are an indicator of other sexually deviant crimes."

Friday, 9 May 2008

Dude...

HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.

The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.

One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.

Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.

Two different people using a skull as a bong to "Smoke da chronic"

Listening to Leftfield - Swords

Xmas letter from Shawn ;-)

WTF? HEADLINE OF THE WEEK?

Plummeting urine narrowly misses woman.

A plane, dropping wee-bombs!
A shop assistant was almost crushed by a lump of frozen urine which fell 10,000m (33,000ft) from a plane and landed at her feet.
Joanne Bojas, 25, was walking to work when the 20kg (44lb) lump of frozen toilet waste fell from the sky.
The shocked 25-year-old from Chelmsford, Essex, said: 'It was unbelievable; if it had hit me on the head I would have been killed.'

I BET SHE SHIT HERSELF!!

WTF? GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU SAD FUCKING FUCK!

Star Trek fan Bob Prior has boldly gone where it's safe to say no man has gone before.
The Trekkie has built sets and characters from the sci-fi show out of packets of Rice Krispies.

His 50 models include the Starship Enterprise, its command bridge and captains James T Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard.
The car park attendant, who says his favourite characters are Kirk, Scotty and McCoy, took six months to put together his cardboard collection, and roped in sons Nigel, 25, and Daniel, 20.
Mr Prior said: 'I just love Star Trek – I loved it since the first series.
'I've made models from the start – right through Deep Space Nine, Voyager and the films up to First Contact.'

Beamed up: Mr Prior’s creations include the Enterprise bridge

But the 52-year-old said his wife, Alison, was not a fan of the show.
'She thinks its like a museum in here, although she's very good and puts up with it,' he added.
Mr Prior, from Ramsgate, Kent, said he got the buzz for cardboard models when he was with the Canterbury Model Railway Society.

The final frontier: Some of Mr Prior’s cardboard spaceships – and his Lara Croft

'I started off when a member showed me a train built out of card,' he said. 'Since then, I've had a ships phase, a railway phase and more recently I've got into space models.'
His other creations include a 4.5m (15ft) Titanic and a 3m (10ft) Apollo 11 craft.

PUT DOWN YOUR PHASER, OPEN THE DOOR, AND THROW YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE FIRST LORRY YOU SEE!
i bet the saddo can speak klingon too!
"and roped in sons Nigel, 25, and Daniel, 20." i bet he did. spot the contenders for that areas next rapists! get out, meet girls, drink white lightning, smoke a joint and do what you you should have been doing whilst cooped up with your freak of a father. fuck me, that twisted cunt in austria treated his kids better, and he locked em in a cellar for 24 years!!

the biggest shock here is he' s actually married and has kids. (adopted? not his?)

by the way, did i mention i hate star trek and anything associated with it?

no?

oh well.

Who needs Airbags?

Saturday, 3 May 2008

Sorry

...I'm late this week, Enjoy.

Listening to Throwing Muses - Dizzy

WTF? HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW?

yeah i'ts late. i've been busy!

but check this one out!

mistaken identity

Local Warming :-(

In the UK local council elections the BNP won seats for 10 councilors, whereas the Green party won but 5.

WTF? :-(

PS: Barnsley was one of those places, I heard.

Friday, 2 May 2008

One Sick Fuck

This is all I can think of "WTF", but it's sure as hell one of the worst damn stories that I have seen in a WHILE! This is totally SICK... You've probably already read about it, but I just recently caught up to the story. Click Link Below>>

Pictured: Inside the cellar where father locked daughter for 24 years and repeatedly raped her

Happy Friday... AJ