Silicone Penis, Moore Bush

I haven't had much to contribute lately, but I hit the mother lode.

These are both disturbing in their own way... and all I can say is of course, WTF!!!

First, a man who spent 6 years shooting his dick with Silicone. I give you, "The Blob":
Click At Your Own Risk

And for the enjoyment of men, you can always use a little "Moore Bush".

How to wet your chin ;-)

STOP THE SEARCH!

ive found the driver!

HA HA HA!

do you reckon this belongs to the lady below?

ER....FANCY A CHINESE?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS EATING?



i don't know what it is, but i bet it sure would like to taste it.

????? NO, REALLY, TELL ME SHE ISN'T!

my never ending thanks to AJ for leading me to this website! i've just spent the last hour or so flicking through it! fucking wonderful!

Store wars as Tesco bans Jedi Knight

now i'll admit, if i read the sun, then it's at work because there are no decent papers left in the canteen. but this was shown to me this morning, and i couldn't help but share......
funny thing is, it totally reminds me of 4D! listen to sundays radio show, and i'll get him to explain!

By BEN ASHFORD




TESCO has been accused of religious discrimination - after banning a JEDI KNIGHT for wearing a hood.

Members of the Star Wars faith - a religion practised around the world - choose to cover their heads in public.




But the leader of the UK's first Jedi Church was branded a security risk and ejected by three staff after refusing to remove his hoodie at a Tesco in Bangor, North Wales.

Daniel Jones, 23 - also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol - said: "I told them it was a requirement of my religion but they just sniggered and ordered me to leave.



"I walked past a Muslim lady in a veil. Surely the same rules should apply to everyone." The handbook of the UK Jedi Church, founded by film nut Daniel last year, states: "Jedis must wear a hood up in any public place of a large audience."



Daniel added: "I'll advise worshippers to boycott Tesco if it happens again. They will feel the Force."

A Tesco spokesman said: "We would ask Jedis to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side."

b.ashford@the-sun.co.uk

PHEW.

JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED

THIS'LL COMPLETE MY COLLECTION.

Always wear a condom!

Nice place to stay ;-)

Valentine's card ;-)

Friend of mine in the UK got a great Valentine's day card (which she won't let me scan in). But here's the cover text :-

"Valentine's Day is for Cupid Stunts! ;-)

Meds safety label ;-)

Who designs these water fountains???

Anybody need a wheel barrow?.....Liar!!!!

Got The Fever For The Flavor Of...

Mmmmm. I'm luvin it!

Qualified !!!

most stupid thieves of the year

See the most stupid thieves of the year at :-

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=KxolDDBoPu0

Strine fun & pun ;-)

Quoting CNN :-

"(CNN) -- Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.

The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.

It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."

Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.
"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said"

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Get that last line " A man unda a dress" ;-)

Uh?????